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Feb 7, 2011
9:47:03pm

RalphWiggam

then why don't you get the yewt out. This is America. Not Krygktazmenistan.

Here, we worship Jimmer.

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RalphWiggam

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Byu student calls jimmer worshipers to repentance

cgrs

2/7/11 9:37pm

Ah... the good ole days.

byujacob

2/7/11 9:38pm

she needs a date. Probably hasn't been asked out-

Mayor of Cougartown

2/7/11 9:41pm

Good call

TNT

2/7/11 9:42pm

yup

Jericho

2/8/11 7:14am

I like how it is assumed she is a loser

stoils

2/8/11 1:28pm

Team Jacob. Just sayin'. Mrs ShakeNBake told me to

ShakeNBake

2/8/11 5:35pm

Good grief.

UNLVcougar

2/7/11 9:42pm

Check out the FB wall of the lady who wrote this:

PrisonMike

2/7/11 9:43pm

Ha! Thank you

Spence23

2/7/11 9:44pm

She has an herb garden because she can't have

byubyu

2/7/11 9:46pm

Looks like she wrote another letter recently

sonofchet

2/7/11 9:46pm

"Smart majors are open enrollment"

Bert609

2/7/11 9:51pm

my favorite line

The Shazad

2/7/11 9:55pm

It's all relative..

Bert609

2/7/11 9:57pm

Positively amazing FB thread-couldn't stop laughin

Born in 1984

2/8/11 6:31am

I'm pretty sure these are both tic (sort of)

SouthernCoug

2/8/11 7:51am

I liked her husband's comment

dilbert

2/7/11 9:51pm

makes me pee myself

byuguns55

2/7/11 9:58pm

He works at the MTC I think

Spence23

2/7/11 9:59pm

Fo real!

swingcat

2/7/11 10:01pm

So looks like they've only been married 1 month!!

unsq312

2/7/11 10:15pm

I loved this response from her friend

BW84

2/7/11 10:09pm

that had to have been a CBer

byuguns55

2/7/11 10:16pm

I love her favorite TV shows! She seems angry at

RealComfortableJeans

2/7/11 10:23pm

And this is why you keep your Facebook profile

BYUTenderHeart

2/7/11 10:38pm

Kristin Hendrickson wins POTD

cougfanblue

2/7/11 10:39pm

Dan Hoen, nicely done w/ the footprints reference

cougfanblue

2/7/11 10:41pm

Greatest FB comments ever

camante

2/8/11 6:30am

Not her first tirade letter (link)

Desert Rat

2/8/11 6:50am

Can we comment under that story somewhere?

Spence23

2/7/11 9:43pm

If you don't like Cougar Basketball...

RalphWiggam

2/7/11 9:47pm

California Mormons....

Cougar-in-Logan

2/7/11 9:47pm

Sure hate libs and politics of CA, but why would..

Blue Cougar

2/8/11 9:58am

RE: Sure hate libs and politics of CA, but why would..

nitroboy

2/8/11 1:55pm

Hey, we're not as bad as Utah Mormons

byukirty

2/8/11 9:59am

Ya that's pretty much the only reason I put this.

Cougar-in-Logan

2/8/11 11:46am

Thanks for perpetuating the discussion

Blue Cougar

2/8/11 12:48pm

You're prob in line with her at the Wilk right now

stoils

2/8/11 1:34pm

hand to the forehead, pointing finger up thumb out

Sale

2/7/11 9:48pm

Her facebook is getting attacked by cbers. NICE!

PrisonMike

2/7/11 9:51pm

Jimmer does Rock

byuguns55

2/7/11 9:53pm

Someone who doesn't have many friends to post

BYU-Texas

2/7/11 9:55pm

I can promise you another letter to the editor is

PrisonMike

2/7/11 9:55pm

probably about CBers destroying

byuguns55

2/7/11 9:56pm

I just couldn't sit by idle. A good man's gotta do

BYU-Texas

2/7/11 9:55pm

"Is that a Snake around your neck" LOL

Bert609

2/7/11 9:56pm

Actually its probably best to ignore her instead

Groom's Cake

2/8/11 5:52am

The reverse is also true...

Justinodhan

2/8/11 10:06am

if you live in America

kiyoshige

2/8/11 11:07am

How the yewt can this girl find a husband and I

Ashtrash

2/7/11 9:53pm

I remember for the last 3 years

Spence23

2/7/11 9:55pm

Sweet. It's only a matter of time then...

Ashtrash

2/7/11 10:02pm

Possible CB hook-up? Congrats

byuguns55

2/7/11 10:08pm

You mean our future children, Jimmer, Jimmer,

Ashtrash

2/7/11 10:10pm

I can think of hotter things they can do.

Japan Coug

2/8/11 12:14pm

You have to say YES when they ask you

CarolinaCoug

2/7/11 11:25pm

See, I KNEW I was doing something wrong!!

Ashtrash

2/8/11 1:06am

Oh I know, right?? I'm normal too and girls like

Byu Badger

2/7/11 11:27pm

Anyone with a facebook account can post on

byuguns55

2/7/11 9:55pm

"I plan on naming my firstborn Jimmer, do ya think

Ashtrash

2/7/11 9:59pm

see my post below

byuguns55

2/7/11 10:01pm

Her wall should be POTD. pretty funny stuff.

Bert609

2/7/11 10:00pm

Reminds me of a letter criticizing Coca-Cola...

Otara

2/7/11 9:57pm

Two words chick: mote, beam

jdub

2/7/11 9:59pm

I've known people like this.

PapaBill

2/7/11 10:00pm

There are some weird ones. That is for sure

PrisonMike

2/7/11 10:07pm

and why I avoid residents of Utah and Idaho

dex13

2/7/11 10:08pm

+1. East coast mormons FTW

Italics

2/7/11 11:14pm

We are NOT all like that-actually

Byu Badger

2/7/11 11:36pm

She is So Cal, homeslice

PrisonMike

2/7/11 11:43pm

and I was directing mine at papabill

dex13

2/7/11 11:52pm

Apple Valley isn't part of California

thejimmer

2/8/11 12:35pm

Taylor Allen said something good!

holla at cha boi

2/7/11 10:03pm

Is that you, Taylor?

Spence23

2/7/11 10:04pm

It may or may not have been me.

holla at cha boi

2/7/11 10:05pm

You are a bad person.

PrisonMike

2/7/11 10:11pm

I think you're referring to the other Taylor

Spence23

2/7/11 10:13pm

Both were beautifully written...

Ashtrash

2/7/11 10:34pm

That was me

Shimmy

2/7/11 10:19pm

I'm nominating this thread

Spence23

2/7/11 10:05pm

um...me too.

byuguns55

2/7/11 10:08pm

Why do SWORD and QUILL pop into my head?

unsq312

2/7/11 10:08pm

Hahaha, those guys are hilarious.

SD-Y-FAN

2/8/11 12:12pm

I do believe that she has just gotten Jimmered

dex13

2/7/11 10:10pm

haha

Sale

2/7/11 10:12pm

lol. How long until her wall is private?

unsq312

2/7/11 10:12pm

next time she logs in

dex13

2/7/11 10:14pm

and with as needy as she sounds probably in the

dex13

2/7/11 10:14pm

yes she did

byuguns55

2/7/11 10:17pm

Aren't people like this the reason...

Cougar-in-Logan

2/7/11 10:16pm

Excellent point

unsq312

2/7/11 10:18pm

can't...stop....laughing!!!!!!!!!

byuguns55

2/7/11 10:18pm

Post that on her FB page

Bert609

2/7/11 10:22pm

does BYU-I have anything as goofy as

llightmann

2/7/11 11:27pm

No flip-flops on campus...no shorts on campus...

byumac

2/8/11 12:52am

RE: does BYU-I have anything as goofy as

jrussell711

2/8/11 2:09pm

Isn't grammar like that . . .

CougarMandias

2/8/11 8:20am

any chance of this thread going viral?

byuguns55

2/7/11 10:25pm

This would be viral for CougarBoard...

CougarW8

2/7/11 10:29pm

my contribution to the FB thread has been made

Wizbang

2/7/11 10:26pm

Can I just say how much I love you guys?

BYU-Texas

2/7/11 10:30pm

Um... I guess.

byujacob

2/7/11 10:31pm

Cali person, go figure!

Heinz57

2/7/11 10:31pm

Tears, people! Actual TEARS from laughing so hard!

Ashtrash

2/7/11 10:45pm

me too..my wife thinks i'm nuts

byuguns55

2/7/11 11:03pm

I read this 20 minutes ago. Going strong still...

P-Widdy

2/8/11 1:31am

for the natural Michelle is an enemy to Jimmer

Italics

2/7/11 11:22pm

When there were one set of footprints in the sand

TheGreatY

2/8/11 12:01am

That's when I knew

Twin Roots

2/8/11 7:39am

And some wonder why BYU is so made fun of???

idacoug

2/8/11 5:30am

Thanks for reminding me Michelle

bluegato

2/8/11 7:02am

So let me get this straight

thaws

2/8/11 7:03am

It's "THE" Jimmer to you, Missy.

Real Men Wear Blue

2/8/11 7:15am

And you always fear … what you don't understand.

quikryptonite

2/8/11 7:56am

Signed,

sfurules

2/8/11 9:33am

the greatest thing facebook has ever accomplished

Nickels Is Money Too

2/8/11 9:58am

Now you know Daily Universe editors have a sense

LittleTex

2/8/11 10:17am

RE: Byu student calls jimmer worshipers to repentance

sven_provo

2/8/11 11:19am

The BYU of yesterday!!!!!

Redhill

2/8/11 6:22pm

What a Zoob.

saltlakecoug1

2/8/11 1:10pm

ESPN picked up the story!!!!

prtykty14

2/8/11 1:20pm

RE: ESPN picked up the story!!!!

mikeyg91

2/8/11 6:50pm

RE: ESPN picked up the story!!!!

Shadowcat

2/8/11 7:53pm

Thank you cgrs for this!!!

BE-WHY-YOU

2/8/11 1:47pm

Somewhere, a homely librarian is plucking a cello

ShakeNBake

2/8/11 5:33pm

did you read her facebook

trueblueboo

2/8/11 6:38pm

Thus says the nerd in the corner with his pants

raidingtombs

2/8/11 9:12pm

www.michellegotjimmered.com...nuff said...

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