...football is nothing but Sunday School in disguise?

"Thall shalt not criticize the head coach or football team."

"Thall shalt not view any past statistics, as they mean nothing."

According to RidgeCougar, as soon as we start critiqueing the team, we are no longer "cheering" for them, nor are we true fans. Just because I have season tickets, cheer hard for the team every week (win or lose), doesn't mean that I am a "true" fan.