Animal abuse is a sign of a serial killer.

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Jun 28, 2017
10:28:19pm

Malathion All-American

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Malathion

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My son was shooting ducks from his car along the canal

OU Cougar

6/28/17 9:53pm

What breed of duck?

TNT

6/28/17 9:54pm

Not a cougar-duck

Cougar-Duck

6/28/17 10:07pm

Make him clean, cook and eat all the dead ducks?

Flippy

6/28/17 9:54pm

Depends on your sons age. It was illegal, but not inhumane. Your neighbor is a wuss.

Santos L. Halper

6/28/17 9:54pm

16. He definitely knows better, he has a hunting license

OU Cougar

6/28/17 9:58pm

RE: 16. He definitely knows better, he has a hunting license

Santos L. Halper

6/28/17 10:01pm

Spank him

thebruce

6/28/17 9:55pm

He's bigger than me

OU Cougar

6/28/17 9:55pm

And has a gun...don't spank

Cougarfan777

6/28/17 10:11pm

Isn't that a federal crime now? Just above cheating the IRS?

TNT

6/28/17 9:56pm

Federal offense. They're migratory animals.

foofcoug

6/28/17 9:55pm

Then you add in that they were killed out of season without a license or federal duck stamp. Poaching.

foofcoug

6/28/17 9:56pm

How about shooting from a car... there's probably a fine associated with that.

SuperTank

6/28/17 9:58pm

Possibly within city limits or on private property.

foofcoug

6/28/17 9:59pm

Depending on state shooting from a car is a crime.

Supercoug

6/28/17 11:34pm

Is there a state where shooting from a car is legal? I wanna move there.

Backcountry

6/29/17 2:09am

Probably not. I only know TX though.

Supercoug

6/29/17 5:33am

Most states allow it if you are disabled/paralyzed. You have to get a permit tho

AggieWeekendCougar

6/29/17 10:20am

We were lucky police weren't called. He has hunted birds properly before

OU Cougar

6/28/17 9:57pm

You were shocked he thought it would be fun? Or you were shocked he didn't have

cougaman

6/28/17 10:08pm

Animal abuse is a sign of a serial killer.

Malathion

6/28/17 10:28pm

Slow down there on the serial killer talk. There is nothing wrong with hunting.

Backcountry

6/28/17 10:30pm

Was it closer to hunting or drive by shooting?

Malathion

6/28/17 10:33pm

Sounds like hunting out of season. We all do dumb things as kids.

Backcountry

6/28/17 10:38pm

For the record I didn't call the kid a serial killer. Based on his

Malathion

6/28/17 11:00pm

Agree on your last paragraph

Backcountry

6/28/17 11:47pm

Poaching isn't hunting.

chago04

6/29/17 10:34am

That's not what this is...

Jericho

6/29/17 12:33am

Any animal that migrates is a federal offense?

TNT

6/28/17 9:57pm

If it crosses state borders, the Feds have jurisdiction.

SuperTank

6/28/17 9:58pm

Utah's poaching consequences...

PharmCoug

6/28/17 10:00pm

Snitches get stitches

BigYfan

6/28/17 9:56pm

let a duck shoot him

billyrust

6/28/17 9:56pm

Arm the ducks. That does seem more fair

TNT

6/28/17 9:57pm

But seriously take the gun away from him. He clearly isn't responsible enough

billyrust

6/28/17 9:58pm

sounds like poaching to me. take the gun and car, and give him probation.

PharmCoug

6/28/17 9:57pm

Call the dwr poaching hotline. Fines and imprisonment for your son,

Backcountry

6/28/17 10:01pm

Tarring and feathering

maizecoug

6/28/17 10:03pm

I like ducks better then most people. I had a pet duck that was a better pet

Y'sWoody

6/28/17 10:05pm

Yes!

Cougar-Duck

6/28/17 10:06pm

Or If they are pests. I kill pests for fun.

Backcountry

6/28/17 10:06pm

Some people have gophers as pets and I've brutally slaughtered thousands of

kotacoug

6/28/17 10:29pm

+erosion collared doves, carp, chub, starling, etc

Backcountry

6/28/17 10:31pm

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cvd6262

6/28/17 10:36pm

Your son could/should have been cited for this.

PharmCoug

6/28/17 10:09pm

Such passion.

crazY

6/29/17 12:54am

What county was this???

bluebloodedcoug

6/28/17 10:13pm

Several offenses occured there. Poaching, shooting from road, shooting from car.

PhilPete

6/28/17 10:23pm

Another factor is the species. Many ducks in urban canals are domestic birds

Backcountry

6/28/17 10:28pm

I'm not bragging, but my dad would have been in the passenger seat.

Triggerhappybunny

6/28/17 10:29pm

they could throw him in jail, take the car and gun

Nat Gas Man

6/28/17 10:29pm

Let him run alongside the car and shoot him

Dillinger

6/28/17 10:40pm

Ok... the peta wackjobs are starting to show up. Shut her down.

Triggerhappybunny

6/28/17 10:47pm

Make him eat one

claw

6/28/17 10:46pm

Kids do stupid things. One day he'll think back and wonder why he acted like

Josef K

6/28/17 11:17pm

Make him read this conference talk:

Alister Mackenzie

6/28/17 11:17pm

You forgot the best part...

Rhino84

6/28/17 11:44pm

I think too many people on this thread forget how stupid the teenage brain is

swimbro

6/29/17 12:04am

The fact that he is hunting and not playing video games or watching comic book

Backcountry

6/29/17 12:09am

I did just as bad or worse as a kid. If anyone else here says they didnt

Jericho

6/29/17 12:45am

Shoot, I did worse when I was an adult. Props to the kid for doing it while he's still a minor and it doesn't matter.

Cashmeousside

6/29/17 12:49am

When I was little our dog got into my grandpa's chicken coop and killed a few

sevenIDcougs

6/29/17 12:14am

Hard to say. I'd probably ground my son for a couple weeks

Jericho

6/29/17 12:32am

Talk to him and let that be it.

Cashmeousside

6/29/17 12:35am

Pains me to say this, but I'd take his gun away and make him earn it back

SouthernCoug

6/29/17 7:44am

^^THIS^^

BYU Grounds

6/29/17 10:20am

We took the car and gun away

OU Cougar

6/29/17 1:42pm

Sounds like a good kid with solid parents.

Backcountry

6/29/17 1:48pm

Agreed. I think dad is plenty aware of the seriousness

Jericho

6/29/17 1:51pm

Taking away guns is what commies do. Do you wanna be a commie?

Cashmeousside

6/29/17 1:52pm

It is a serious enough error that if the police were to get involved there could

CanuckUte

6/29/17 9:40am

Your boardname is two terrible things

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