The fatter my kids are the less they move and the easier they are to track.

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Oct 29, 2014
1:04:49pm

k-ace

I actually don't have kids yet but I still think my philosophy is sound.

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k-ace

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How much candy should kids get at halloween? My wife and I fight about this

Banjo Blues

10/29/14 12:47pm

Oh and I throw away everything left over that we had to give out when the night

Banjo Blues

10/29/14 12:48pm

10 small items is kind of lame but I don't think getting rid of most of it is

Ebolarama

10/29/14 12:48pm

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Zinger

10/29/14 1:10pm

You don't have a dentist that will pay the kids for their candy?

workindev

10/29/14 12:48pm

I say that you hate happiness.

BYUisLife

10/29/14 12:48pm

You are lame

rggee

10/29/14 12:49pm

3.3 lbs

TNT

10/29/14 12:49pm

Our kids can eat what they can get when they want it. No restrictions.

HalftimePastry

10/29/14 12:49pm

I'm sorry BYU football destroyed your soul

RisinUp

10/29/14 12:51pm

Meant for OP

RisinUp

10/29/14 12:52pm

Are you the Grinch of Halloween?

ldssdl

10/29/14 12:50pm

You are the worst.

Stay Puft

10/29/14 12:50pm

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Buffalo

10/29/14 12:51pm

Same here.

BYUtka

10/29/14 12:55pm

You give ogres a bad name

Tare

10/29/14 12:51pm

Your kids will talk about this in therapy when they're older

ChopperDave

10/29/14 12:52pm

That's funny, because it is 100% true.

Duke Silver

10/29/14 12:57pm

You really did that to your kids? Really? That sucks.

PGVikingDad

10/29/14 12:55pm

Wow, talk over protective. You throw their candy away? That's like telling

Duke Silver

10/29/14 12:56pm

Oh, and yes your wife is correct. Don't take away a hallmark experience

Duke Silver

10/29/14 1:01pm

RE: How much candy should kids get at halloween? My wife and I fight about this

deejo

10/29/14 12:56pm

I buy it from them. I make an offer, they choose to sell or not. Win-win

Rogue Gunner

10/29/14 12:57pm

That's actually a brilliant idea.

Duke Silver

10/29/14 12:58pm

I must not have explained myself well enough....

Rogue Gunner

10/29/14 1:03pm

This is what I do. $5 a pound

BlackBart

10/29/14 1:01pm

Probably cancels christmas too.

Mayor of Cougartown

10/29/14 12:59pm

You wouldn't happen to be a lunchroom worker at Uintah Elementary, by chance?

PGVikingDad

10/29/14 1:00pm

You must like to hear your kids cry.

Lance71

10/29/14 1:00pm

The fatter my kids are the less they move and the easier they are to track.

k-ace

10/29/14 1:04pm

You're an ogre.

Tricky

10/29/14 1:05pm

No rules for 48 hours. After that, sell it to the dentist and get rid of it.

d-coug

10/29/14 1:08pm

"Throw away"? Just confiscate the surplus for Daddy and Mommy's treat stash.

buzzard

10/29/14 1:14pm

When you're murdered by your kids ala the Melendez bros

cougarblue

10/29/14 1:15pm

I'm firmly against Trunk or Treat. It's just plain lazy.

OpusX

10/29/14 1:23pm

I'm too lazy to do such analysis before determining which candy to give out

Tricky

10/29/14 1:34pm

I'm bothered by 16 year olds with no costumes. That's just mooching.

OpusX

10/29/14 1:37pm

I'm with you on that. I've seen gangs of teenagers that looked like they just

Tricky

10/29/14 1:47pm

In Utah, IMHO, all it does is alienate non-LDS with kids.

buzzard

10/29/14 1:36pm

Then they should have accepted the invite to the Trunk or Treat.

BYUtka

10/29/14 1:39pm

You are assuming they were invited in the first place.

buzzard

10/29/14 1:43pm

If you go to trunk or treat I think you should still give out candy on Halloween

Tricky

10/29/14 1:40pm

I'm sympathetic when Halloween happens on a Sunday

OpusX

10/29/14 1:43pm

My honest opinion. You are waaayy too unreasonable. Let them enjoy this season!!

Desert Rat

10/29/14 1:25pm

Perhaps no more than 2 Christmas presents, and donate the rest! come on man!

Desert Rat

10/29/14 1:29pm

This has been done.

buzzard

10/29/14 1:39pm

Let's just say, I'm happy I wasn't raised by you and so are my kids

CougarBacker

10/29/14 1:31pm

I honestly thought he was kidding at first! Think back at that age the excitment

Desert Rat

10/29/14 1:33pm

Has the scent of very heavy-handed parenting. Kids need to be allowed to do

BlooGeek

10/29/14 1:37pm

I'll show my wife this post. She's going to be ecstatic. As for myself . . .

Banjo Blues

10/29/14 1:47pm

You help my testimony, the devil really does exist

CSoul

10/29/14 1:49pm

watch this to change your mind:

nashty

10/29/14 2:06pm

You can't have too much of a good thing.

jlm252

10/29/14 2:10pm

WOW. I agree that they get too much but only 10!!! I would hate you if you

Wear Blue

10/30/14 1:21am

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