They know they're on an island and are a bad fit for the B12 and why they were added no one knows. So of course they're going to feed this tripe to their local media prostitute to try to convince someone it's right.
Maybe we get Dick Harmon to write an article about how B12 wants to get more exposure out west and in CA and are hot on the trail of BYU/SDS/Fresno/BSU and how they're so excited about the possibilities of exposure out west.
Same thing.