Homosexual who struggles for years with issues of self identity, and often spend years mocking the very thing that they are, you stand in the shadows, throwing rocks at hipsters, unwilling to take a long look in the mirror. For deep down you know that if you do, you will see the skinny jeans, bearded face, and pompously, esoteric band list staring back at you.
Indeed....the plight of the closet hipster is a sad one.