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Mar 22, 2017
11:45:54am

bluegato All-American

I miss Hank Hill

Hank had a friend Dale (white guy) that had a very Native American looking son. His gorgeous wife had convinced him that he had Native American ancestry, explaining his sons appearance.

The truth, which Dale never discovered, was that she'd been seeing a Native American "healer" named John Redcorn. A masseur that went above and beyond his professional duties

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Apparently this happened this morning:

LaVellIfIKnow G.O.A.T.

3/22/17 11:01am

Get it right, Hans. It's futbol class.

The Lone Star Cougar

3/22/17 11:03am

Wow. Is the cloudy sky too much of an obstacle or something?

3/22/17 11:04am

I seriously doubt the AD is 100% self sustaining and there is this thing called

mudpupper

3/22/17 11:04am

Link:

3/22/17 11:07am

Yep, this is accurate. It's been stated by TH multiple times over the years.

The Lone Star Cougar

3/22/17 11:10am

what do you think paid for the IPF? Donations did!

Kerbouchard

3/22/17 12:27pm

Football more than covers AD expenses

3/22/17 3:23pm

Donors didn't pay for the IPF so they could have soccer class

califcougar

3/22/17 3:41pm

Probably an NCAA violation if they interfered with a class.

Mister P

3/22/17 11:05am

Challenge the class to a game of soccer. Winner keeps the facility.

Twin Roots

3/22/17 11:06am

Prison rules.

foofcoug

3/22/17 11:07am

Send the class outside! That place was built for the football team.

SoValleyCOUG

3/22/17 11:07am

The players were standing around doing interviews. The media was on the sideline

SUAVO

3/22/17 12:04pm

That's reporting 101. Making up news is what they do.

fulano

3/22/17 1:48pm

THIS. The football team didn't get kicked out, the media got kicked out.

Lance71

3/22/17 5:11pm

Probably won't happen again

ManicBlue

3/22/17 11:07am

Do we have confirmation from Jay Drew on this?

foofcoug

3/22/17 11:08am

RE: Apparently this happened this morning:

ElCapo

3/22/17 11:08am

If we lose to Utah again, I'm going to blame the soccer class.

3/22/17 11:10am

Another reason why we don't need soccer here in the U.S.

RdF3

3/22/17 11:11am

RE: Another reason why we don't need soccer here in the U.S.

ElCapo

3/22/17 11:13am

Ha. That is awesome.

UNLVcougar

3/22/17 11:23am

I didn't know that kid was a BYU fan

SouthernBlueBlood

3/22/17 11:28am

I just can't trust anybody, real or imaginary, who tucks a t-shirt into jeans

Sir_Ten

3/22/17 11:41am

I miss Hank Hill

bluegato

3/22/17 11:45am

Soccer. NTTAWT.

UNLVcougar

3/22/17 11:21am

Whether you need it or not you're going to get more and more of it.

JmThms

3/22/17 2:31pm

I've been hearing that for 30 years.

Aielman

3/22/17 11:00pm

It happens every time they're in the IPF. I'm surprised there hasn't been a

BYUFBDAD

3/22/17 11:13am

They know if a football player assaults one of them that story is going to be

SandYFan

3/22/17 11:15am

Is it a prison gang or a football team? Tough to tell with that writeup.

vagabonder

3/22/17 11:17am

So how is your soccer class going?

RaggaeCoug

3/22/17 11:31am

Terrible. A bunch of apes come in daily and use their hands to control the ball.

vagabonder

3/22/17 11:33am

If that's true.... wow

3/22/17 11:17am

I seriously doubt they were "pushed out"

3/22/17 11:18am

I'm sure this was a scheduling mix-up and I'm sure neither side wanted to give

mudpupper

3/22/17 11:25am

This

shakarocks

3/22/17 11:30am

Coaches know about the class

stev

3/22/17 11:49am

Kind of cool seeing the players when you get to class though, right?

Mike Ross

3/22/17 1:00pm

Probably not if you're in a soccer class. Get those meatheads off the field!

Bluedarts

3/22/17 1:22pm

RE: Kind of cool seeing the players when you get to class though, right?

stev

3/22/17 3:17pm

Is the IPF funded by the school or the AD?

StantonMac

3/22/17 11:18am

donations...through the AD

Unibro

3/22/17 11:27am

Probably wasn't the football team, but just some players informally working out

3/22/17 11:20am

The players let the class in early to stretch and warm up. Most of the team was

SUAVO

3/22/17 12:06pm

lol. Then this is a total non-issue and Hans is crying wolf.

squidmark

3/22/17 2:20pm

The players were actually allowed to stay on. The media was pushed outside to do

SUAVO

3/22/17 2:30pm

If I were a student in that class, I'd boycott it.

Carnac el Magnifico

3/22/17 11:26am

The football team was scheduled to practice on the stadium field today.

MaxxPower

3/22/17 11:36am

Sounds like the football team needs to schedule all venues for every practice, then.

foofcoug

3/22/17 11:40am

I wish it was only used for football. What's next? Is TJ gonna get kicked out

thebruce

3/22/17 11:56am

Not that I don't agree, but you have to blame President Hinckley for this one.

3/22/17 12:04pm

I love president hinckley.

thebruce

3/22/17 12:18pm

Just like when we went to the ward to play basketball and the relief society had scheduled the gym.

The Dude Abides

3/22/17 1:10pm

I'm hearing that the clinic was over and it was the media that was trying to

ImuaKahuku

3/22/17 3:17pm

Is this a problem? Class---this is a school, they probably scheduled it first.

Count Cougar

3/22/17 11:47am

BYU Football >>> Randos in a soccer class

3/22/17 11:51am

If the class is good enough, these "randos" just might turn out to be members

3/22/17 11:59am

randos are actually a soccer drill.

JmThms

3/22/17 2:34pm

Can we make this statement into a plaque and put it on the door to the facility?

Cougar TD

3/22/17 12:04pm

You're probably an advocate that football players should get special treatment

SUAVO

3/22/17 12:07pm

Only with the IPF or other football specific facilities that were fundraised and built for them.

3/22/17 12:09pm

With the amount of money and publicity they bring to the school, they absolutely should.

3/22/17 12:09pm

Practice was over. They were doing interviews. The media complained way more

SUAVO

3/22/17 12:15pm

The HS Coaches Clinic was still going. Sorry man.

3/22/17 12:16pm

Were they on the field or standing on the sideline. What was actually going on

SUAVO

3/22/17 1:26pm

"Class, today's session will be moved to the stationary bikes."

Unibro

3/22/17 12:00pm

Wealthy donors that paid for the IPF did so for the football team, not a

3/22/17 12:15pm

What did the football team miss out on? Nobody was practicing when they got

SUAVO

3/22/17 12:17pm

I'm hoping and praying that Tanner is doing some after-practice work with WRs/TE

3/22/17 12:19pm

I'm sure he is, but people are mad about 10-15 min of interviewing time

SUAVO

3/22/17 12:29pm

You're complaining about 10-15 mins of soccer class. HAHA!

Bluedarts

3/22/17 1:24pm

Not complaining at all. I could care less. I'm not whining about being pushed

SUAVO

3/22/17 1:27pm

Maybe the wealthy donors should be the ones complaining not a media person.

Count Cougar

3/22/17 2:40pm

Nice to see the overreaction to a non issue

coug10278

3/22/17 12:51pm

Non issue? There was a coaches clinic going on and this was a huge

3/22/17 12:54pm

The only issue is that the football coaches should have been aware that the IPF was previously scheduled before

StantonMac

3/22/17 1:06pm

No...this is outrageous. The IPF should only be used by the football team 24/7.

coug10278

3/22/17 1:11pm

So, no baseball or Rugby or mens/women's soccer ever? Only football? Since there are limits to how many hours football

StantonMac

3/22/17 1:40pm

During Spring Ball, Fall Camp and the season, Football has it 100% of the time

3/22/17 1:55pm

It's a changing country sweet heart.

JmThms

3/22/17 2:52pm

My post was TIC...I thought people would have seen my first post.

coug10278

3/22/17 4:35pm

Were those the conditions when the IPF was purchased?

SUAVO

3/22/17 1:47pm

that's the AD decision. So they can't gripe about it if they decided to let

fattycoug

3/22/17 1:48pm

a huge black eye? c'mon guys, get a bit of a grip

fattycoug

3/22/17 1:57pm

Really? This coach seems to disagree with you and he was in attendance.

3/22/17 2:40pm

Maybe you should read some follow up tweets....

SUAVO

3/22/17 2:44pm

HAHAHA. They will all go back

shakarocks

3/22/17 3:26pm

That should not happen. Ever. BYU Official Sports sure, other events and clubs

Blue Ghost

3/22/17 12:57pm

Probably what happened (seen it before) is that practice ended at its scheduled time. Many players stayed after to

indocoug

3/22/17 1:04pm

Happens to Nick Saban at Alabama all the time...

IronPotato

3/22/17 1:16pm

I was there this morning. It really is a non issue. Hans is an

tebowned

3/22/17 1:39pm

#fakenews

HuskerCoug

3/22/17 3:54pm

I know when I donated money for that building it was because of soccer class

3/22/17 1:48pm

Maybe you should have donated more than a couple bucks

SUAVO

3/22/17 2:05pm

Honestly, BYU shouldn't even offer classes. The focus should be 100% on football

Roko's Basilisk

3/22/17 1:58pm

Soccer players make good tackling dummies

3/22/17 3:25pm

not really, they just go limp and flop on the ground as you approach.

BYUFBDAD

3/22/17 5:31pm

No biggie. Kalani likely conceded.

mantis mutu

3/22/17 10:15pm

Football is fifth.

Angel's Trumpet

3/23/17 5:43am

Woe is me for I am undone.

CougarThug

3/23/17 5:57am

Dumbest post I've ever read!

BritishCoug

3/23/17 7:24am

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