Please don't have any needs after hours, in the middle of the night, on weekends or holidays. Be considerate of the medical staff's time.
Oh, and if you are obese and don't take care of yourself, it isn't the fault of the medical staff.
Sorry that you may have to wait sometimes but every once in a while we are attending to people that are having an actual emergency and may be trying to die. We will do our best to get you in and out as quickly and safely as possible.