TL;DR Millennials are ruining America.
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Think back to the 1950s and 1960s. Can you name a single person from that generation who wasn't doing something positive with their life? I highly doubt you can. Everyone believed in good Christian morals back then. No one threw rocks at people or sprayed people with fire hoses. All of my friends from back then are doing amazing things with their lives now. All of them.

The same with the 1970s. This is the generation (along with those of the 1960s) that built the United States into the great nation that it is today. Without them, the US would probably be trillions of dollars in debt, mired in political malaise and backbiting, and struggling to quell class warfare.

Let's also look at the 1980s. These people worked tirelessly for their values and their families. THEY didn't just sell out to the first corporate machine that would let them wear a suit and push buttons on a Commodore 64. They actually stood for something. They had real loyalty to real people. Paid time off was an oxymoron to them. Since they all learned the meaning of hard work from their family farms (this was before the days that millennials corrupted the agrarian foundations of America with their "chi gardens"), this generation knew how to put in really long hours. They got the fact that if the 10-keys ain't running, your family ain't gonna have no grain for the winter. The people of that generation also grew up fast and strong by learning to ween piglets on a farm at 3 AM in December. In North Dakota weather. With no coat too! So tough! So intrepid! Why can't kids be like that today. All they want to do nowadays is listen to music on their Walkman thingies and play Nintendo. That certainly did not happen when I was alive in the 1980s.

Now, I must mention that the 1980s is also when those dastardly millennials began spontaneously spawning. No responsible citizen would possibly bear or raise such a monstrosity of course. I still don't know why people did not snuff them out when they had the chance. In the previous decade, some people actually proposed doing that, but the stalwart and brave quickly saw to it that it was never made law. Because, naturally, we can define a generation by the actions of a few political and ethical bullet points. That's why previous generations are so great; we had a streamlined political process, top notch ethics, and corporate greed was unheard of. These dumb millennials have mucked up the works big time.

Anyway, my point is, we (the Chosen Generation) need to stop allowing these millennial "people" to run our lives. Rise up! Grab a pack of Depends for the road. Hit the 7-Eleven for a 44 oz. Big Gulp of Diet Coke. Let's march on Washington! We need to let all these millennials who are running our country know that we will no longer be subjected to their radical and liberal political sophistries. They are a monolith of immorality, laziness, and bad fashion and must be taken care of.