Everybody pays a subscription fee and then during the game, we get to vote on certain things like when to call a timeout, whether to go for 2, fake punt on 4th down, etc. CB knows everything about football and is never wrong, so we'll win every single game. We don't even need to worry about recruiting because we have an army of faithful CBers on Twitter who can send every potential recruit lots of info on BYU and encourage them to come.

Plus, with all of the money we save on a head coach, we can throw it and buy better assistants to do the day to day practice stuff (which we obviously plan out meticulously).