How the yewt can this girl find a husband and I (Ashtrash)

Feb 7, 2011 - 9:53pm

Ashtrash

How the yewt can this girl find a husband and I

can't??

Oh right, I spend all my time Idol-worshipping Jimmer!!! Point taken.

How kind of her to enlighten (and by "enlighten" I mean, of course "judge") us all. I've seen the light - no more Jimmer worship for me!!

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Messages

Author

Date

Byu student calls jimmer worshipers to repentance (short)

cgrs

Feb 7, 09:37pm

Ah... the good ole days. (nm)

byujacob

Feb 7, 09:38pm

she needs a date. Probably hasn't been asked out-

Mayor of Cougartown

Feb 7, 09:41pm

yup (nm)

Jericho

Feb 8, 07:14am

I like how it is assumed she is a loser

stoils

Feb 8, 01:28pm

Team Jacob. Just sayin'. Mrs ShakeNBake told me to (short)

ShakeNBake

Feb 8, 05:35pm

Good grief. (nm)

UNLVcougar

Feb 7, 09:42pm

Can we comment under that story somewhere?

Spence23

Feb 7, 09:43pm

If you don't like Cougar Basketball...

RalphWiggam

Feb 7, 09:47pm

California Mormons.... (nm)

Cougar-in-Logan

Feb 7, 09:47pm

Sure hate libs and politics of CA, but why would.. (short)

Blue Cougar

Feb 8, 09:58am

RE: Sure hate libs and politics of CA, but why would..

nitroboy

Feb 8, 01:55pm

Hey, we're not as bad as Utah Mormons

byukirty

Feb 8, 09:59am

Ya that's pretty much the only reason I put this.

Cougar-in-Logan

Feb 8, 11:46am

Thanks for perpetuating the discussion (short)

Blue Cougar

Feb 8, 12:48pm

You're prob in line with her at the Wilk right now

stoils

Feb 8, 01:34pm

hand to the forehead, pointing finger up thumb out (nm)

Sale

Feb 7, 09:48pm

Her facebook is getting attacked by cbers. NICE! (short)

PrisonMike

Feb 7, 09:51pm

Jimmer does Rock

byuguns55

Feb 7, 09:53pm

Someone who doesn't have many friends to post (nm)

BYU-Texas

Feb 7, 09:55pm

I can promise you another letter to the editor is (short)

PrisonMike

Feb 7, 09:55pm

probably about CBers destroying

byuguns55

Feb 7, 09:56pm

I just couldn't sit by idle. A good man's gotta do (short)

BYU-Texas

Feb 7, 09:55pm

"Is that a Snake around your neck" LOL (nm)

Bert609

Feb 7, 09:56pm

Actually its probably best to ignore her instead (short)

Groom's Cake

Feb 8, 05:52am

The reverse is also true...

Justinodhan

Feb 8, 10:06am

if you live in America (short)

kiyoshige

Feb 8, 11:07am

How the yewt can this girl find a husband and I

Ashtrash

Feb 7, 09:53pm

I remember for the last 3 years

Spence23

Feb 7, 09:55pm

Sweet. It's only a matter of time then... (nm)

Ashtrash

Feb 7, 10:02pm

Possible CB hook-up? Congrats

byuguns55

Feb 7, 10:08pm

You mean our future children, Jimmer, Jimmer,

Ashtrash

Feb 7, 10:10pm

I can think of hotter things they can do. (nm)

Japan Coug

Feb 8, 12:14pm

Oh I know, right?? I'm normal too and girls like

Byu Badger

Feb 7, 11:27pm

Anyone with a facebook account can post on (short)

byuguns55

Feb 7, 09:55pm

"I plan on naming my firstborn Jimmer, do ya think

Ashtrash

Feb 7, 09:59pm

see my post below (short)

byuguns55

Feb 7, 10:01pm

Her wall should be POTD. pretty funny stuff. (nm)

Bert609

Feb 7, 10:00pm

Reminds me of a letter criticizing Coca-Cola...

Otara

Feb 7, 09:57pm

Two words chick: mote, beam (nm)

jdub

Feb 7, 09:59pm

I've known people like this.

PapaBill

Feb 7, 10:00pm

There are some weird ones. That is for sure (nm)

PrisonMike

Feb 7, 10:07pm

and why I avoid residents of Utah and Idaho (nm)

dex13

Feb 7, 10:08pm

+1. East coast mormons FTW (nm)

Italics

Feb 7, 11:14pm

We are NOT all like that-actually

Byu Badger

Feb 7, 11:36pm

She is So Cal, homeslice (nm)

PrisonMike

Feb 7, 11:43pm

and I was directing mine at papabill

dex13

Feb 7, 11:52pm

Apple Valley isn't part of California

thejimmer

Feb 8, 12:35pm

Taylor Allen said something good!

holla at cha boi

Feb 7, 10:03pm

Is that you, Taylor? (short)

Spence23

Feb 7, 10:04pm

It may or may not have been me. (nm)

holla at cha boi

Feb 7, 10:05pm

You are a bad person.

PrisonMike

Feb 7, 10:11pm

I think you're referring to the other Taylor (nm)

Spence23

Feb 7, 10:13pm

Both were beautifully written... (nm)

Ashtrash

Feb 7, 10:34pm

That was me (nm)

Shimmy

Feb 7, 10:19pm

I'm nominating this thread (nm)

Spence23

Feb 7, 10:05pm

um...me too. (nm)

byuguns55

Feb 7, 10:08pm

Why do SWORD and QUILL pop into my head? (nm)

unsq312

Feb 7, 10:08pm

Hahaha, those guys are hilarious. (nm)

SD-Y-FAN

Feb 8, 12:12pm

I do believe that she has just gotten Jimmered (nm)

dex13

Feb 7, 10:10pm

haha (short)

Sale

Feb 7, 10:12pm

lol. How long until her wall is private? (nm)

unsq312

Feb 7, 10:12pm

next time she logs in (nm)

dex13

Feb 7, 10:14pm

and with as needy as she sounds probably in the (short)

dex13

Feb 7, 10:14pm

yes she did (short)

byuguns55

Feb 7, 10:17pm

Aren't people like this the reason... (short)

Cougar-in-Logan

Feb 7, 10:16pm

Excellent point (nm)

unsq312

Feb 7, 10:18pm

can't...stop....laughing!!!!!!!!! (short)

byuguns55

Feb 7, 10:18pm

Post that on her FB page (nm)

Bert609

Feb 7, 10:22pm

does BYU-I have anything as goofy as (short)

llightmann

Feb 7, 11:27pm

No flip-flops on campus...no shorts on campus... (short)

byumac

Feb 8, 12:52am

RE: does BYU-I have anything as goofy as

jrussell711

Feb 8, 02:09pm

Isn't grammar like that . . . (short)

CougarMandias

Feb 8, 08:20am

any chance of this thread going viral? (short)

byuguns55

Feb 7, 10:25pm

This would be viral for CougarBoard... (nm)

CougarW8

Feb 7, 10:29pm

my contribution to the FB thread has been made (nm)

Wizbang

Feb 7, 10:26pm

Can I just say how much I love you guys?

BYU-Texas

Feb 7, 10:30pm

Um... I guess. (nm)

byujacob

Feb 7, 10:31pm

Cali person, go figure! (nm)

Heinz57

Feb 7, 10:31pm

Tears, people! Actual TEARS from laughing so hard! (nm)

Ashtrash

Feb 7, 10:45pm

me too..my wife thinks i'm nuts

byuguns55

Feb 7, 11:03pm

I read this 20 minutes ago. Going strong still... (nm)

P-Widdy

Feb 8, 01:31am

for the natural Michelle is an enemy to Jimmer (short)

Italics

Feb 7, 11:22pm

When there were one set of footprints in the sand (nm)

TheGreatY

Feb 8, 12:01am

That's when I knew

Twin Roots

Feb 8, 07:39am

And some wonder why BYU is so made fun of??? (nm)

idacoug

Feb 8, 05:30am

Thanks for reminding me Michelle

bluegato

Feb 8, 07:02am

So let me get this straight

thaws

Feb 8, 07:03am

It's "THE" Jimmer to you, Missy. (nm)

Real Men Wear Blue

Feb 8, 07:15am

And you always fear � what you don't understand. (short)

quikryptonite

Feb 8, 07:56am

Signed, (short)

sfurules

Feb 8, 09:33am

the greatest thing facebook has ever accomplished (nm)

Nickels Is Money Too

Feb 8, 09:58am

Now you know Daily Universe editors have a sense (short)

LittleTex

Feb 8, 10:17am

RE: Byu student calls jimmer worshipers to repentance

sven_provo

Feb 8, 11:19am

The BYU of yesterday!!!!!

Redhill

Feb 8, 06:22pm

What a Zoob. (nm)

saltlakecoug1

Feb 8, 01:10pm

ESPN picked up the story!!!!

prtykty14

Feb 8, 01:20pm

RE: ESPN picked up the story!!!!

mikeyg91

Feb 8, 06:50pm

RE: ESPN picked up the story!!!!

Shadowcat

Feb 8, 07:53pm

Thank you cgrs for this!!! (nm)

BE-WHY-YOU

Feb 8, 01:47pm

Somewhere, a homely librarian is plucking a cello

ShakeNBake

Feb 8, 05:33pm

did you read her facebook

trueblueboo

Feb 8, 06:38pm

Thus says the nerd in the corner with his pants

raidingtombs

Feb 8, 09:12pm

www.michellegotjimmered.com...nuff said... (nm)

TorqueRench

Feb 8, 11:31pm

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