back in the 1980s. Coke had recently began marketing its de-caffeinated products. BYU eventually made de-caffeinated Coke available on campus. The Church Office Building even had it in their vending machines.

Then some girl writes a letter to the editor of the Daily Universe criticizing BYU for allowing Coke on campus. I still remember her words: "I thought we were supposed to avoid the very appearance of evil." I was embarrassed that the Universe even printed her letter. Stuff like that is just fodder for yewts. I don't know why the Universe prints letters that make students (and Mormons) look so stupid. Well, it's time for me to get of off CB. I have to go worship Jimmer.

Hail Jimmer!!! Hail Jimmer!!! Hail Jimmer!!!
I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!