teams said no. They think you're kinda cute. Like Wyoming.
We are a national power. Learn to deal, guy. You couldn't go independent. I guess maybe the gymnastics team could. There's some quality there.
Keep trying to indoctrinate the BYU fans, though. Maybe you could toss in some "I sure hope you aren't LDS" sentiment there as well, to make sure you get your self righteous on while you're at it.