Right, "no true Bruin" . . .

Sep 7, 2018
10:12:57am

Gustav All-American

Isn't the desire to protest and burn the campus down the truest sign of Cal studenthood, rivaled only by actual matriculation?

Even Stanford students have never mustered as much hatred for and harm to Cal as Cal students have.

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Gustav

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Top 10 reasons Cal is better than BYU

droski

9/7/18 9:53am

nice presentation

franklyvulgar

9/7/18 9:54am

Nice, but it would be even better if cal had more than 1 fan.

RealityCheck

9/7/18 11:22am

Cal Antifa 3,956. BYU Antifa 0.0

RealityCheck

9/7/18 11:26am

National Championships with leather helmets: Cal 5 BYU 0

RealityCheck

9/7/18 11:29am

National championships with plastic helmets: BYU 1. Cal 0.0

RealityCheck

9/7/18 11:30am

“Hot and Smart Ranking” Title: BYU 7. Cal -344

RealityCheck

9/7/18 11:37am

Mic Drop!!!!

CObluezone

9/7/18 11:49am

Is there a hot girl at BYU? When they all were valedictorians, that’s pretty

D.T. Survivor

9/7/18 12:19pm

He's referring to this ranking:

jdub

9/7/18 1:00pm

RE: Top 10 reasons Cal is better than BYU

monkeycowboy

9/7/18 9:55am

haha this is great... but how many titles does Rodgers have?

TPcoug

9/7/18 9:55am

um steve young won 1 title despite having all world talent around him

droski

9/7/18 9:57am

Agreed. I think all record setting 6 TD passes that game were short

Randall Toomey

9/7/18 10:00am

ha i wouldn't say he was average.

droski

9/7/18 10:00am

Steve Young was the first beast mode

Cougarclaw

9/7/18 10:05am

I don't think they usually put average guys in the Hall of Fame.

Adrielle

9/7/18 11:29am

Could've been quite clever...need to study up on Boney...he brings it

SwisshQiumi

9/7/18 9:55am

I've seen his stuff. too much low hanging fruit

droski

9/7/18 9:58am

We've noticed that this week as well.

Randall Toomey

9/7/18 10:01am

To be fair, there's lots of low hanging fruit about BYU and us BYU fans

SwisshQiumi

9/7/18 10:13am

I have a feeling you dont have to worry about that.

BE-WHY-YOU

9/7/18 10:31am

I wonder if he realizes it would have been a home game for BYU even @ Cal

RealityCheck

9/7/18 11:40am

Finally, a Cal fan with a pulse!

2FarGone

9/7/18 9:56am

This is good smack.

swingcat

9/7/18 9:56am

RE: Top 10 reasons Cal is better than BYU

Randall Toomey

9/7/18 9:56am

RE: Top 10 reasons Cal is better than BYU

Indy Coug

9/7/18 9:56am

Touche. Well done.

slappy

9/7/18 9:57am

My guess is $57k goes much further in Utah Valley than $81k goes in Berkley.

SpiffCoug

9/7/18 9:57am

He explained how it does with #4.

Randall Toomey

9/7/18 9:58am

facts shouldn't get in the way of a good troll

droski

9/7/18 9:58am

Oh heck yes!

DazeofBlue

9/7/18 11:04am

81k in Berkeley is equivalent to $44k in Salt Lake

whirl

9/7/18 12:24pm

Well done

4mack

9/7/18 9:58am

RE: Top 10 reasons Cal is better than BYU

Niiineteeen84

9/7/18 9:59am

I want to be mad, but that's some quality work right there.

BoiseBlue

9/7/18 10:00am

Good one!

Boomcannon

9/7/18 10:01am

Is the Pac 10.2 still considered a power conf? Don't you have to win or at

Ycrazy

9/7/18 10:01am

apparently not

droski

9/7/18 10:05am

You have 4 titles from the 20s and 1 from the 30s.

Windward_Coug

9/7/18 10:02am

i don't remember yours either

droski

9/7/18 10:05am

RE: i don't remember yours either

Backcountry

9/7/18 10:07am

Hey, at least a few of us were alive when BYU won its championship.

SierraCoug

9/7/18 10:26am

We can't help it if you were...

NOCAL_YFAN

9/7/18 10:41am

RE: You have 4 titles from the 20s and 1 from the 30s.

d-coug

9/7/18 11:23am

Oakland, antifa, and confusion about genitalia. Honestly, the world would be a

Backcountry

9/7/18 10:02am

would be a burn if stanfurd had fans

droski

9/7/18 10:05am

They average 10k more/game and don't have $438 million in stadium debt either

Backcountry

9/7/18 10:11am

if you believe stanfurd averages 45k a game i have a bridge to sell you

droski

9/7/18 10:18am

It's a fair point...I've been to games in both & it was mostly BYU fans in both

NOCAL_YFAN

9/7/18 10:48am

Probably against Utah

jaredm

9/7/18 11:48am

Expensive Realestate is not a good thing.

CougarWildcat

9/7/18 1:15pm

Demand is strong for a reason and it's not because it's a bad place to live

droski

9/7/18 1:29pm

Ok, I’ll admit Berkeley I better in some ways.

CougarWildcat

9/7/18 3:38pm

Fan Smack. Maybe you shouldn't toss that rock in your house. Link:

Ycrazy

9/7/18 10:14am

HACK!

Backcountry

9/7/18 10:14am

Sorry I type slow!!

Ycrazy

9/7/18 10:18am

This should really be on your list:

YardTime

9/7/18 10:06am

no offense, but i thought that was pretty awful

droski

9/7/18 10:08am

Agreed. I would've expected something a little more professional from Berkeley myself.

YardTime

9/7/18 10:10am

Riots in which the schools' own students attempted to destroy the university

Gustav

9/7/18 10:07am

those aren't students or at least aren't now

droski

9/7/18 10:09am

Right, "no true Bruin" . . .

Gustav

9/7/18 10:12am

Other Stats

Steve11

9/7/18 10:07am

our stadium is pretty though

droski

9/7/18 10:09am

ours is prettier

Cougarclaw

9/7/18 10:16am

The stadium itself, sure. Comparatively, LES is like a really large high school stadium. But check out the view.

jdub

9/7/18 10:17am

our view ain't bad either

droski

9/7/18 10:19am

No joke, the Bay is pretty with the lights on the water at night. Not so much during the day.

jdub

9/7/18 10:21am

berkeley is hardly compton

droski

9/7/18 10:22am

And Trump is hardly Hitler. Relatively less sucky isn't exactly a winning argument.

jdub

9/7/18 10:27am

Gross. Your view is of a fecal-stained city with unlivable population densities

Backcountry

9/7/18 10:54am

But the trees are actually quite lovely.

jdub

9/7/18 10:57am

That it is.

Benfica1

9/7/18 10:28am

That point is very, very true. From a climate standpoint you Cal is heaven.

wilsdad

9/7/18 11:12am

Yeah, you made the list (better have for almost half a billion!) BYU still ranks

TailgateU

9/7/18 11:55am

Doak Walker award winners BYU 1 Cal 0, Outland Award Winners Byu 2, Cal 0

Pimpin4Paradise

9/7/18 11:08pm

Oakland's a scary place man

Linfurd

9/7/18 10:07am

Also, that guy in No. 10 is a true-blue Cougar who effectively set Cal's

Gustav

9/7/18 10:08am

it's a conspiracy!

droski

9/7/18 10:11am

What's with the Thumbs Down!? C'mon this was as light a ribbing as you can get. Don't be so thin-skinned!

scootsy

9/7/18 10:10am

Those were actually Ute fans.

Referee

9/7/18 10:13am

3 national championships thank you very much

SL12

9/7/18 10:12am

the pretend ones are the best. cal probably only has 2 legit ones

droski

9/7/18 10:14am

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Abe Froman

9/7/18 10:13am

Wow, only 4 games ever? And I like that winning percentage. Would be perfect if

Backcountry

9/7/18 10:18am

BYU 3 Wins Cal 1 Win

Six Foot Seven

9/7/18 10:20am

Dang it Bronco.

The Farm

9/7/18 10:25am

So the average mortgage is 6k a month and average income is 6700 per month?

Cougz19

9/7/18 10:24am

If Cal's athletic department is any indication of Cal's ability to teach a

here's to hoping

9/7/18 11:19am

RE: Top 10 reasons Cal is better than BYU

Bluedarts

9/7/18 10:24am

Cal's campus is a complete RAT HOLE!! I've never seen such a trashy university

CObluezone

9/7/18 10:24am

I'm going to guess you've never been there

droski

9/7/18 10:26am

LOL!!! Is that a painting???

Randall Toomey

9/7/18 10:30am

looks like a picture to me

droski

9/7/18 10:33am

Yeah, that is. But the first one you originally posted.

Randall Toomey

9/7/18 10:35am

Taken in 1953 before campus was inundated by vagrants and radicals

Backcountry

9/7/18 10:32am

i was there last sat and it was as beautiful as ever

droski

9/7/18 10:33am

Yes, many times. In fact, took classes there. It was dirty with trash all over

CObluezone

9/7/18 10:46am

You missed an easy one. Your rival is a well respected Pac 12 university.

Gil Buckman

9/7/18 10:33am

i don't respect stanfurd

droski

9/7/18 10:34am

Yours isn't bad, but we prefer a different misspelling: Standford.

jdub

9/7/18 10:40am

Game, Set, Match....

BE-WHY-YOU

9/7/18 10:36am

Here is where you would live with that $81k

Thrill

9/7/18 10:36am

At least that house offers endless possibilities.

Gil Buckman

9/7/18 10:38am

Lets not forget Cal knows how to spend money too

BYU Grounds

9/7/18 10:39am

interest rates are low. we are smart!

droski

9/7/18 10:43am

...and the stadium

Thrill

9/7/18 10:44am

wilcox winning NCs will solve this problem soon

droski

9/7/18 10:46am

best of luck with that

Cougz19

9/7/18 10:55am

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droski

9/7/18 11:02am

it's just a matter of time i'm sure

droski

9/7/18 11:02am

my guess is right around the time you get that stadium paid off

Cougz19

9/7/18 11:08am

that will be a great day

droski

9/7/18 11:19am

Cal can't even come up with their own fight song, stadium, or mascot. UCLA jr?

Ned Schneebly

9/7/18 10:46am

the southern branch stole that from cal my friend.

droski

9/7/18 10:47am

That's some excellent smack 🙂

Marking Time

9/7/18 10:48am

Cal needs to put together a personal finance dept

D.T. Survivor

9/7/18 10:54am

Well done sir. POTD for bringing it to CB

Adrielle

9/7/18 10:56am

Content = Great / Presentation = Huge Fail - My 6 yr old could do better

whiteninja

9/7/18 10:57am

i'm kind of lazy

droski

9/7/18 11:02am

Sparking the bud can do that to you

DazeofBlue

9/7/18 11:21am

^^Then you truly ARE a Cal grad/student...

m0resn0w

9/7/18 11:36am

I would protest but Cal is so much better at that too...

Probable Sacko

9/7/18 11:01am

Quote from the president of the University of California

ordinatuer

9/7/18 11:02am

Fun....

wilsdad

9/7/18 11:02am

berkeley is a great city to live in and raise a family

droski

9/7/18 11:04am

My experience was different growing up in the Bay Area.

wilsdad

9/7/18 11:08am

i live in LA

droski

9/7/18 11:18am

I'm sorry.

Adrielle

9/7/18 11:26am

It's heaven on earth

droski

9/7/18 11:31am

No, that's San Diego. And I wouldn't want to live there either.

wilsdad

9/7/18 1:09pm

RE: It's heaven on earth

Iki_Balam

9/7/18 1:43pm

I always figured Heaven with less smog and graffiti

Gil Buckman

9/7/18 1:58pm

it's not 1980 anymore bro.

droski

9/7/18 3:10pm

"if you can afford it"

Iki_Balam

9/7/18 1:42pm

it's a lot nicer in california

droski

9/7/18 3:13pm

...if you don't mind catching stray bullets and having bars on your kids window

Backcountry

9/7/18 11:32am

umm berkeley is a rich city my man. there are no drive bys

droski

9/7/18 11:56am

Oakland is a terrifying place. That's where Cal is, right?

Backcountry

9/7/18 12:05pm

Oakland is so scary that its the only place where In N Our locks the door by 9PM

Backcountry

9/7/18 12:06pm

Berkeley is a different city than oakland

droski

9/7/18 12:09pm

Lol, next thing you'll be teilling me is that USU isn't in Ogden...this guy!!^^

Backcountry

9/7/18 12:24pm

Cal is in Berkeley. Oakland is as far from

UNHuskerCoug

9/7/18 12:50pm

Disagree

Backcountry

9/7/18 12:53pm

Yeah, but we have unicorns.

UNHuskerCoug

9/7/18 11:09am

RE: Top 10 reasons Cal is better than BYU

Ash

9/7/18 11:17am

May the best team win.

maizecoug

9/7/18 11:17am

I just learned that when I say, "I believe the most qualified person

bluesloth

9/7/18 11:28am

Love it! Thanks for visiting! Good luck to y'all tomorrow!

Tosotikoga

9/7/18 11:23am

How does a $81k salary afford a $1.26 million house? Does Cal teach math?

KingDave

9/7/18 11:25am

Well done. I enjoy #10 especially though I actually like Holmoe.

CougaRR4L

9/7/18 11:28am

RE: Top 10 reasons Cal is better than BYU

BlueTroop

9/7/18 11:29am

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East1999

9/7/18 11:32am

This coming from a fan whose team won by a mere 7 points to a team with three

Sambothegreat

9/7/18 11:34am

We would have been that team they beat last year,

D.T. Survivor

9/7/18 12:22pm

With all that money, why is your athletic department bankrupt?

Croweater

9/7/18 11:46am

The best part about this list? Has nothing to do with Football this year.

Cougarrr

9/7/18 12:10pm

I'm going to enjoy our win just a little bit more Saturday

BYUMissouriCoug

9/7/18 12:25pm

Love it! Thanks.

Y-Zag

9/7/18 12:34pm

CougarMandias

9/7/18 1:51pm

Thumbs up for the effort.

CougarMandias

9/7/18 1:51pm

$ owed on interest from debt on stadium each year: Cal :20 million BYU: 0

HeismanTy

9/7/18 8:46pm

Cal will lose tomorrow

boxydutch

9/7/18 8:49pm

I went on a tour with my oldest son to CAL

boxydutch

9/7/18 9:11pm

New swimming facility is being built

droski

9/7/18 9:21pm

Basic economics like don't do anything that requires $20MM interest only payments into perpetuity

mulletino

9/7/18 10:16pm

Obviously there are plenty of people who can afford it

droski

9/7/18 10:20pm

RE: Obviously there are plenty of people who can afford it

mulletino

9/7/18 10:31pm

Hilarious

droski

9/7/18 10:37pm

The folks at Cal are WAAAAAAY too smart to fall for something like that.

spoxjox

9/7/18 10:49pm

Word is it will come in under $500 million and be paid off by 2289.

spoxjox

9/7/18 10:49pm

Btw sorry he didn’t get in

droski

9/7/18 9:22pm

Never said he couldn't get in

boxydutch

9/8/18 12:05am

How can I respect a university that can't even annunciate it's own name

RebelScum

9/7/18 9:18pm

I have no idea what you are talking about

droski

9/7/18 9:21pm

I would call that 'weak smack' but it doesnt even make sense

DazeofBlue

9/7/18 11:39pm

Thanks, smack police.

RebelScum

9/8/18 12:29am

#2 is not correct, BYU did produce one Nobel laureate. Also, Cal has produced 11

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