attractive girl.

Had to excuse myself during the most intense part of the movie (can't remember what movie it was) and bee-line it to the bathroom. Thankfully, I made it.

When I got back to my seat (15 minutes later) I asked her in all seriousness, 'What did I miss?'

She kinda stared at me, and whispered, 'Where did you go?'

Completely straight-faced, I told her that I was about to 'crap my pants'.

She started laughing and then got me up-to-speed.

Oddly, she never wanted to go out with me again.

🤔