Is that not what tennis rackets in the window are for signaling?

Will 1980's PG do?

Ragnar Danneskjold

3/30/21 4:11pm

I don't know what 1980's PG is.

protonspring

3/30/21 4:13pm

Well there is Airplane

TNT

3/30/21 4:14pm

And Top Secret, and Logan's Run

Gustav

3/30/21 4:15pm

and Doc Hollywood

Saxa

3/30/21 4:16pm

Apparently TNT needs to catch up on some '80s films

TNT

3/30/21 4:17pm

Splash too

Marc Spector

3/30/21 4:19pm

Pg13

yahtzee

3/30/21 4:31pm

And Commando.

(Private)

3/31/21 7:14pm

Hahahaha

chazen

3/30/21 7:18pm

<< Deleted >>

Thrill

3/30/21 5:09pm

If it’s 16 candles PG he will be very surprised

LumberCoug

3/30/21 4:18pm

So like a Top Gun sex scene?

LaVellIfIKnow

3/30/21 4:25pm

I assume you are looking for a CBer to do it? If so, I am pretty sure CDV has

Baron

3/30/21 4:11pm

Don't care. . anyone that can pull off the joke.

protonspring

3/30/21 4:14pm

Try CDV. But if he really gets going have a quick hook. He likes to

Baron

3/30/21 4:15pm

I'll do it

Alpi Gusto

3/30/21 4:11pm

RE: I'll do it

ElCapo

3/30/21 4:20pm

RE: I'll do it

yahtzee

3/30/21 4:22pm

Yeah there's no way this could go wrong. 🙂

gwalker

3/30/21 4:11pm

When is the party?

Sea Chicken

3/30/21 4:11pm

If I pay someone $200 to dance for 10 min, and I going to ruin their life?

protonspring

3/30/21 4:12pm

This sounds like a Michael Scott production

SJS

3/30/21 4:12pm

Or Michael Bay?

TNT

3/30/21 4:13pm

RE: Or Michael Bay?

yahtzee

3/30/21 4:25pm

Threat Level Bachelor Party

gwalker

3/30/21 4:13pm

What in the world

LaVellIfIKnow

3/30/21 4:13pm

You really logged on to cougarboard.com and posted in search of a PG stripper.

DieHarder

3/30/21 4:13pm

Yes I did. . . I need serious help. . .

protonspring

3/30/21 4:14pm

Yes. You certainly do.

rockhound

3/30/21 4:40pm

Get PGViking to Strip for him

IceBlueCoug

3/30/21 4:21pm

I may know a few divorced mid singles that would do this for free for you

USMCdad

3/30/21 4:14pm

Please. . anyone. . I'm dying, but this HAS to be done.

protonspring

3/30/21 4:15pm

Like deathbed?

TNT

3/30/21 4:18pm

CB doctor: Stat!

TNT

3/30/21 4:41pm

I had this done for an answer for a college dance, plenty of freebies available

g$

3/30/21 4:17pm

and. . how do I go about finding one of these?

protonspring

3/30/21 4:21pm

well in my case it was reciprocal

g$

3/30/21 4:45pm

Username checks out.

IdahoCoug

3/30/21 6:20pm

Board name checks out

jkccoug

3/30/21 11:19pm

He said hes looking for a good looking girl.

Backcountry

3/30/21 5:40pm

I’m sure there’s a few ladies in the ward that would do it #sidegig

pink22

3/30/21 4:14pm

OK, this sounds like you might like it more than your son

Samuel Hall Society

3/30/21 4:15pm

TNT right now...

cougarfanatic

3/30/21 4:15pm

Hey hey. He is married now

TNT

3/30/21 4:19pm

WHAT?!? When did that happen?

Smack'sWife

3/30/21 4:21pm

RE: Hey hey. He is married now

cougarfanatic

3/30/21 4:29pm

Does she post on CB too?

mwcoug

3/30/21 4:31pm

What does that have to do with anything?

bluecheese

3/30/21 4:34pm

RE: Hey hey. He is married now

yahtzee

3/30/21 4:38pm

RE: Hey hey. He is married now

Eddie

3/30/21 4:43pm

I actually really liked that movie.

mvtoro

3/30/21 8:50pm

RE: Hey hey. He is married now

RealSimsShadY

3/30/21 5:00pm

So you know what to do for the bachelor party. Who came to dance at yours?

sah22

3/30/21 7:30pm

TNTUW?

dYrtbYkerYder

3/30/21 11:07pm

It doesn’t count if you marry yourself 😉

ByuImaginesDragons

3/31/21 12:17am

Potential for top 10 all time CB thread here guys.

Grit for Brains

3/30/21 4:15pm

RE: I need a bachelor party dancer. . . PG rated, but good enough to scare 'em.

Saxa

3/30/21 4:16pm

Maybe you could get this guy involved...

boorad

3/30/21 4:16pm

It's not THAT kind of cougar board, you realize?

yahtzee

3/30/21 4:16pm

oh dang. . my bad. . sry. 🙂

protonspring

3/30/21 4:17pm

RE: It's not THAT kind of cougar board, you realize?

Cougarclaw

3/30/21 4:18pm

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Big Tuna

3/30/21 4:16pm

RE: I need a bachelor party dancer. . . PG rated, but good enough to scare 'em.

carcoug

3/30/21 4:17pm

protonspring and his son:

Gustav

3/30/21 4:17pm

What if he gets into it more than you think he should?

benny1982

3/30/21 4:17pm

Have someone shout "KEEP THAT HEART LOCKED, ELDER!"

RyneK

3/30/21 4:18pm

Just call a normal stripper. As long as your cash is green I'm sure she'll be

joelvandyne

3/30/21 4:17pm

How in the world do I find one of those?

protonspring

3/30/21 4:18pm

here you go:

Cougarclaw

3/30/21 4:20pm

Most clicks/reads on the thread! 🤣

mvtoro

3/30/21 8:52pm

Stake out the bank and approach anyone who deposits a large stack of singles.

joelvandyne

3/30/21 4:21pm

That's only half of the process. Need to see if the ones smell like shame

RealSimsShadY

3/30/21 5:03pm

RE: How in the world do I find one of those?

SpotOnOpinionsGuy

3/30/21 4:23pm

Probably not. I bet she is just looking to sin more.

Baron

3/30/21 4:19pm

Won’t work. He said he wanted good looking.

Cougar Jazz Fan

3/30/21 4:35pm

Get a girl from the UVU dance team

WhirleyPop

3/30/21 4:17pm

We always went to UVU for this sort of thing

Grit for Brains

3/30/21 4:17pm

RE: I need a bachelor party dancer. . . PG rated, but good enough to scare 'em.

mwcoug

3/30/21 4:18pm

I'm dying with the responses, but seriously. . .

protonspring

3/30/21 4:20pm

Cache Valley? This just keeps getting better

Cru Jones

3/30/21 4:21pm

Cache Valley? I thought you wanted Pleasant Grove! What was the whole PG rated?

libertycoug

3/30/21 9:29pm

Auditions sound in order.

IceCreamButt

3/30/21 4:19pm

Uhh, . .don't do it. Even though you think it could be fun. It might backfire big time even if she does nothing "wrong."

lightmann

3/30/21 4:20pm

RE: Uhh, . .don't do it. Even though you think it could be fun. It might backfire big time even if she does nothing

Grit for Brains

3/30/21 4:20pm

Get his fiancé's sister or best friend to do it

IceBlueCoug

3/30/21 4:20pm

Yeah. . I think this is the best plan so far.

protonspring

3/30/21 4:28pm

What, so he sees her every family reunion and thinks...what if?

Samuel Hall Society

3/30/21 4:30pm

Like that won’t happen anyways.

Zaphod

3/30/21 5:31pm

Like this?

SpotOnOpinionsGuy

3/30/21 4:21pm

winner....hahahaha

cambo

3/30/21 4:41pm

My favorite part of the OP....."Do I need to hold auditions?"

carcoug

3/30/21 4:21pm

If you REALLY want to scare him...

CocaColaRecovery

3/30/21 4:21pm

MIL!!

IceBlueCoug

3/30/21 4:22pm

reminds me of the recent story in England.

85fan

3/31/21 7:24am

RE: If you REALLY want to scare him...

Marc Spector

3/30/21 4:22pm

Hmm. . not a bad idea. . if we blind fold him.. . . this could work!

protonspring

3/30/21 4:22pm

RE: Hmm. . not a bad idea. . if we blind fold him.. . . this could work!

Grit for Brains

3/30/21 4:23pm

This would make for a great reverse

Marc Spector

3/30/21 4:21pm

m0resn0w getting on CB after being off for a while thinking this IS the reverse

m0resn0w

3/31/21 5:12am

I hope your son and his fiancee have a sense of humor

kimdaddy35

3/30/21 4:22pm

Possibly. . I will tread carefully.

protonspring

3/30/21 4:22pm

I would get her permission

kimdaddy35

3/30/21 4:24pm

Good idea. . I will ask.

protonspring

3/30/21 4:25pm

Better yet, have the fiance where a mask and do it. That way you can get the

Cougero

3/30/21 4:34pm

That doesn't seem better

IceCreamButt

3/30/21 4:35pm

This would be if her humor matched that of the FIL. It would avoid potential

Cougero

3/30/21 4:40pm

This is not a good idea

yahtzee

3/30/21 4:37pm

Nothing about this thread is a good idea

cougarfann888

3/30/21 4:47pm

RE: Better yet, have the fiance where a mask and do it. That way you can get

libertycoug

3/30/21 9:33pm

She could help set it up that way even.

Grit for Brains

3/30/21 4:25pm

If she agrees to treat her future husband this way, you're setting up trust issues between the two of them. I wouldn't

Smack'sWife

3/30/21 4:26pm

She married a Ute, but nevertheless...

yahtzee

3/30/21 4:28pm

Wait what? You wouldn't marry someone who played a tiny little prank on you?

kimdaddy35

3/30/21 4:30pm

But it’s also awkward position to be put in. She is going to try and

cougarfann888

3/30/21 4:49pm

RE: I need a bachelor party dancer. . . PG rated, but good enough to scare 'em.

WhirleyPop

3/30/21 4:23pm

Tell the future wife about the plan and I bet you anything she will have a

byubatman

3/30/21 4:26pm

Great idea. . thx.

protonspring

3/30/21 4:26pm

“Do you have any cute friends that might want to pretend to be strippers”

cougarfann888

3/30/21 4:34pm

This whole thing is awkward. . maybe I should bail.

protonspring

3/30/21 4:49pm

No, don't bail. This thread is just getting good!

IAmSpartyCoug

3/30/21 4:55pm

If you are open to blind folding him I have a scenario for you. Get some other

CougaRR4L

3/30/21 4:37pm

This is a very strange idea. "Remember that time my dad had you come do a sensuous dance around me while all my mission

vegasnative

3/30/21 4:43pm

Truth be told if he is blind folded there is no need to dance but everything

CougaRR4L

3/30/21 4:53pm

That's the goal.

protonspring

3/30/21 4:55pm

In this case, wouldn’t even need a girl to do it. Could have a girl there before

Kavorka

3/30/21 4:57pm

I like this idea too. . . a little more safe than my initial one.

protonspring

3/30/21 4:50pm

^^-- This... If you're set on doing its

AFewThoughts

3/30/21 4:45pm

Abort! Abort!

Swish

3/30/21 4:26pm

He's a dude, of course he'll like it

palangi

3/31/21 9:45pm

I disagree.

(Private)

3/31/21 10:06pm

RE: I need a bachelor party dancer. . . PG rated, but good enough to scare 'em.

RexIdaCoug

3/30/21 4:26pm

There is no way this could go wrong. Thanks for putting this in the business

CougaRR4L

3/30/21 4:28pm

Please document the whole thing, then return and report.

Kavorka

3/30/21 4:28pm

I'll record it. . . If something awesome happens, I'll report.

protonspring

3/30/21 4:30pm

This is the content we’re here for.

Junior Deputy

3/30/21 4:30pm

RE: I need a bachelor party dancer. . . PG rated, but good enough to scare 'em.

Coach's Dad

3/30/21 4:32pm

All his years living as a repressed conservative

Beggar

3/30/21 4:33pm

This kind of prank sounds funny, but can really backfire!

85fan

3/31/21 7:17am

Why not just go to H o o t e r s

DKN

3/30/21 4:34pm

This might be the dumbest idea ever posted on Cougarboard. But please, do it and report back. Record it if possible.

vegasnative

3/30/21 4:35pm

You have no idea what I am capable of

protonspring

3/30/21 4:47pm

RE: You have no idea what I am capable of

David Lo Pan

3/30/21 4:58pm

Pics or it never happened.

BostonCougar

3/30/21 4:38pm

My HS GF delivered messages in a French Maid outfit for hire

TomPetty

3/30/21 4:54pm

They definitely exist, someone called a lady like this to an office I worked at

Thrill

3/30/21 5:00pm

Yeah. . that's the idea, but that's WAY more than what I'm wanting. .

protonspring

3/30/21 5:03pm

Our grad school class did this with one of the older proffs for his birthday. Some people thought it was hilarious.

lightmann

3/30/21 5:22pm