Mar 30, 2021
4:10:46pm
4:10:46pm
I need a bachelor party dancer. . . PG rated, but good enough to scare 'em. . .
I have a very conservative son getting married and he's asked me to plan the bachelor party.
He is expecting volleyball and ice cream at the park with his friends and missionary companions, but I want to scare him to death. . .
I feel like such a creeper and I have no idea how to ask for this. . .
We'll tie him in a chair, and I want a good looking girl to show up and start dancing, maybe twerk a bit, undo a few buttons and SCARE him to death.
I want to keep in PG-13.
How in the world do I go about finding such a person?
Do I need to hold auditions?
I'm fine to shell out a few hundred $$ if they can do it right.
I'm VERY out of my comfort zone here.
He is expecting volleyball and ice cream at the park with his friends and missionary companions, but I want to scare him to death. . .
I feel like such a creeper and I have no idea how to ask for this. . .
We'll tie him in a chair, and I want a good looking girl to show up and start dancing, maybe twerk a bit, undo a few buttons and SCARE him to death.
I want to keep in PG-13.
How in the world do I go about finding such a person?
Do I need to hold auditions?
I'm fine to shell out a few hundred $$ if they can do it right.
I'm VERY out of my comfort zone here.
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Just jumped on CB this morning and thought FOR SURE the related post was (m0resn0w, Mar 31, 2021 at 5:42am)
POLL: RE: I need a bachelor party dancer. . . PG rated, but good enough to scare 'em. . . (So it goes..., Mar 30, 2021 at 8:45pm)
POLL: Would your spouse have approved of this practical joke (IceBlueCoug, Mar 30, 2021 at 7:52pm)
Off-season CB (Gustav, Mar 30, 2021 at 4:55pm)
Here you go, $250-500/hr or prorated for 15 minute min (Gustav, Mar 30, 2021 at 4:50pm)
This awful idea reminded me of a really stupid prank we used to pull on people in high school. We would steal their car (vegasnative, Mar 30, 2021 at 4:40pm)
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This is a very strange idea. "Remember that time my dad had you come do a sensuous dance around me while all my mission
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This might be the dumbest idea ever posted on Cougarboard. But please, do it and report back. Record it if possible.
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