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Jun 11, 2019
5:47:04pm

Texas Hammer Luggage Return Specialist

Pfft! Of course not. It’s from a Nigerian prince that is looking for ways to get his billions of dollars into the US.

So, you know, it’s totally legit.

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Texas Hammer

Previous username: texascougs
Bio page: Texas Hammer
Joined: Sep 3, 2011
Last login: Jun 17, 2024
Total posts: 55,897 (3,667 FO)

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Time

Y’all wanna hear something crazy?

Texas Hammer Luggage Return Specialist

6/11/19 5:27pm

Where are you moving to?

Sea Chicken

6/11/19 5:29pm

Not sure yet...probably Utah. We always planned to sell our house this year after my son

6/11/19 5:32pm

Utah CBers just got nervous

Sea Chicken

6/11/19 5:37pm

TNT welcomes you with open arms

DodgerMike

6/11/19 5:39pm

I’ll come bearing Totino’s as a sign of friendship and goodwill

6/11/19 5:40pm

You realize he will now stalk you

DodgerMike

6/11/19 5:42pm

If I entice him enough, maybe he’ll do my bidding - “TNT, my good lad, go fetch me an ice-cold Dr Pepper!”

6/11/19 5:45pm

Well yeah. He is from Texas. Californians stay away!

TNT

6/11/19 5:56pm

is your wife coming with you?

BlueFrog

6/11/19 5:40pm

Ha! Yes

6/11/19 5:41pm

Be warned that Utah doesn't have Buc-ees 🙂

slappy

6/11/19 6:06pm

Not yet at least. Nor does it have H-E-B or BlueBell. Just to name a few gifts from god.

6/11/19 6:10pm

I'll pay you all cash too. Just might be a wee bit short of asking price tho.

Cougarclaw

6/11/19 5:36pm

Price too low.

6/11/19 5:44pm

No it’s not.

6/11/19 5:49pm

Not enough data but maybe so.

mudpupper

6/11/19 6:19pm

No it’s not. It’s priced above market. Offer is above market as well.

6/11/19 6:21pm

So you know for a fact that nobody else would have given you more?

6/11/19 6:24pm

As a matter of fact I do.

6/11/19 8:38pm

I would have thought the same thing years ago

David Lo Pan

6/11/19 8:07pm

Did they say they’ll send you a check above asking price and all you need to do

6/11/19 5:45pm

Pfft! Of course not. It’s from a Nigerian prince that is looking for ways to get his billions of dollars into the US.

6/11/19 5:47pm

Move to Utah County so some dumb yewt doesn't buy that house..we need more

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

6/11/19 5:53pm

It would help if BYU beat Utah this decade

TNT

6/11/19 5:56pm

Word!

6/11/19 6:06pm

You're not in Utah yet pal

TNT

6/11/19 6:07pm

I hear Hammer has a collection of pinball machines

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

6/11/19 6:08pm

Stop playin' with TNT bro

TNT

6/11/19 6:09pm

I'm just trying to persuade you to allow Hammer to live near you in UT County

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

6/11/19 6:10pm

TNT doesn't live in Utah county. You know....the HCO

TNT

6/11/19 6:11pm

800 North in Provo counts as Ut County but far enough away from the HCO spies

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

6/11/19 6:14pm

Houston will miss you, I will enjoy living in your house

Heath Squashwell

6/11/19 6:42pm

Will you become Utah Hammer?

TAMUCoug

6/12/19 5:49am

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