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May 3, 2021
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DB Cooper
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I was beaten up so badly, that my parents didn't even take any photos of me.
And they had their camera there, ready to document the moment. But decided not to once they saw the hideous creature.
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Yesterday was my birthday and I learned that I was delivered by an abortionist.
DB Cooper
5/3/21 5:07pm
Is that the traumatic upbringing that led to your life of crime?
85fan
5/3/21 5:10pm
It certainly didn't help. 😉
DB Cooper
5/3/21 5:16pm
I guess he was really bad at his job?
Richard McCoy Jr.
5/3/21 5:10pm
Yeah, thank goodness for bad abortion doctors.
DB Cooper
5/3/21 5:22pm
I am happy you made it.
Richard McCoy Jr.
5/3/21 5:31pm
I should clarify. My mom was not trying to terminate a pregnancy. That doctor
DB Cooper
5/3/21 5:11pm
This sounds like a story that I bet a lot of people would like to hear - if you
crack
5/3/21 5:11pm
My mom and siblings say that my face, especially the area around my eyes, was so
DB Cooper
5/3/21 5:15pm
So the delivering doctor was also a practicing abortion doctor?
crack
5/3/21 5:16pm
That's what I'm told. It was the '70s.
DB Cooper
5/3/21 5:17pm
Metal tongs (forceps) are still used. My daughter was posterior and the doc used forceps.
cougfanblue
5/3/21 5:27pm
I was beaten up so badly, that my parents didn't even take any photos of me.
DB Cooper
5/3/21 5:32pm
That had nothing to do with the forceps 😉
cougfanblue
5/3/21 5:42pm
Ouch. Truth hurts.
DB Cooper
5/3/21 5:49pm
It probably prepared you well for the hijacking and nighttime parachute jump.
HiLife
5/3/21 5:19pm
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