Three weeks ago, during one of my frequent middle of the night urination trips to the bathroom, I forgot to lift the lid of the toilet and peed all over the toilet lid cover. I put the cover in the washing machine before going back to bed. I laughed at myself because I've been a male for most of my life and I had never made that mistake previously. It was disgusting, but funny.

Well, it happened again last night. I'm getting worried about my brain. That's auto-pilot stuff. Go in, lift the lid and the seat, let her rip. I've been doing the same thing for 4 decades. Why would I suddenly struggle with the lid lift? Fortunately, the lid cover does make cleanup a lot easier than it would otherwise be. Those things are quite absorbent and prevent urine from splashing all over the floor.