Yup, all college football fans know BYU missions are just a ruse to hyper-train

Sep 23, 2014
12:25:15pm

Jomo

...cage-fighting football players on roids. And don't forget that additional 2 years of aged "mean-ness" (code word: "maturity") that our return missionaries get.

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UVA Fan: "Fair Warning... The next time two Mormons knock on my door...

Jomo

9/23/14 11:51am

they should be happy Lambert went out - their backup QB was better

Bronoc

9/23/14 11:52am

Were you watching the same game as me?

IndependentGeorge

9/23/14 12:05pm

Johns moved them down the field

Bronoc

9/23/14 12:48pm

I agree...much better. Lambert just threw jump balls and was bailed out with PIs

Yakov

9/23/14 4:01pm

Have people been calling that hit on the UVA QB a dirty play?

Tricky

9/23/14 11:53am

I think they have been calling every play dirty.

ike

9/23/14 11:54am

The "USU" mentality must be spreading

workinglate

9/23/14 12:37pm

Logan is leaking.

fweepa

9/23/14 12:45pm

Depends are supposed to be good for that

CatManBlue

9/23/14 1:11pm

Their players were soft. Not used to big boy football.

WDaddy

9/23/14 12:05pm

It appears UVA fans don't like the hitting aspect of football

Texas Hammer

9/23/14 12:47pm

I hope they have the right kind of chest for that.

JAGA97

9/23/14 11:53am

I could just imagine him launching into a couple of sister missionaries

HiLife

9/23/14 12:02pm

or a 6'4 poly

BigYfan

9/23/14 12:05pm

Are you not supposed to tackle quarterbacks? Good thing UVA doesn't play in a P5

RyneK

9/23/14 11:54am

I'm getting sick of the "BYU players are dirty" whine

Freddie Cougar

9/23/14 11:54am

BYU would have had 2 penalties if SEC refs; but, that's how they play in the ACC

boscatar

9/23/14 11:55am

He should add "two weak looking Mormons"

vegas cougar

9/23/14 11:56am

Peck's tackle on Lambert was clean and it was spectacular.

Mathlete

9/23/14 11:56am

I'd knock on his door

Jericho

9/23/14 11:58am

That sounds like you want to play football. that would be fun.

Clegger

9/23/14 11:59am

It might be humorous to watch, but actually,

Oldguy

9/23/14 12:00pm

BYU Fan: "then they'll dust their now broken feet off onto that lawn and you

nashty

9/23/14 12:01pm

I hope Koroma goes there on his mission

Lembas

9/23/14 12:02pm

LOL... these are funny!

Jomo

9/23/14 12:07pm

I love that he couldn't even describe it in a way to make it sound dirty

fattycoug

9/23/14 12:08pm

He won't dare when he sees those three huge guys behind the two elders.

Winning

9/23/14 12:09pm

ask him for his address

Malster98

9/23/14 12:11pm

Nice. Here's the link to his post...

Jomo

9/23/14 12:18pm

That explains why an Aggie fan dove at my knees the other day.

IndependentGeorge

9/23/14 12:14pm

it'll be snowy, two elders at his door, but only one set of footprints.

TheDeek

9/23/14 12:15pm

I almost choked on my drink... oh man, classic

Jomo

9/23/14 12:19pm

I can't tell if you are serious or being sarcastic...

Lembas

9/23/14 12:20pm

...really?

Jomo

9/23/14 1:21pm

Funny. But proceed with caution.

SuperProstar

9/23/14 12:21pm

Yup, all college football fans know BYU missions are just a ruse to hyper-train

Jomo

9/23/14 12:25pm

Spot on. A good aggressive punch to the face is critical to our salvation. =]

SuperProstar

9/23/14 12:26pm

I recall when we beat Miss St. IN starkville MS..a guy on their board posted

Desert Rat

9/23/14 12:22pm

Considering that missionaries spend all their time training for football

Ty10s_WinGames

9/23/14 12:26pm

Time heals all wounds.... OST, Utah 4 in a row? Maybe not

Jomo

9/23/14 12:37pm

Yes you are right. Not all wounds... ='[

SuperProstar

9/23/14 12:53pm

RE: UVA Fan: "Fair Warning... The next time two Mormons knock on my door...

greatbam

9/23/14 12:34pm

Be ready for a throw down.

SuperProstar

9/23/14 12:46pm

Funny, thanks for the laugh.

mikeynolikey

9/23/14 12:49pm

That'd be better tackling than what I saw them do for a good chunk of Saturday.

crack

9/23/14 12:56pm

Hey, next time YOU come knocking at my door........

Coug Dude

9/23/14 12:57pm

Crybaby yes, but as long as we keep winning I'm fine with people criticizing us.

BabyOx

9/23/14 1:15pm

Obviously, BYU football as a Missionary Tool is working very well

Bleeding Blue

9/23/14 1:31pm

The missionaries piss people off by knocking on doors sometimes too

Jericho

9/23/14 1:49pm

Well, I run smack to every gas station attendant I find

DazeofBlue

9/23/14 1:34pm

Best one yet

Jomo

9/23/14 1:36pm

It's not like UVA has NEVER done that before

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