The missionaries piss people off by knocking on doors sometimes too

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Sep 23, 2014
1:49:00pm

Jericho

The missionaries piss people off by knocking on doors sometimes too

I guess we should just stop because of a few whiners.

I had people throw beer bottles at me on my mission as well as chase me with brooms and fly swatters.

Jesus pissed off some people in his perfect life. Maybe he should have tried to please everyone?

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Originally posted on Sep 23, 2014 at 1:49:00pm

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UVA Fan: "Fair Warning... The next time two Mormons knock on my door...

Jomo

9/23/14 11:51am

they should be happy Lambert went out - their backup QB was better

Bronoc

9/23/14 11:52am

Were you watching the same game as me?

IndependentGeorge

9/23/14 12:05pm

Johns moved them down the field

Bronoc

9/23/14 12:48pm

I agree...much better. Lambert just threw jump balls and was bailed out with PIs

Yakov

9/23/14 4:01pm

Have people been calling that hit on the UVA QB a dirty play?

Tricky

9/23/14 11:53am

I think they have been calling every play dirty.

ike

9/23/14 11:54am

The "USU" mentality must be spreading

workinglate

9/23/14 12:37pm

Logan is leaking.

fweepa

9/23/14 12:45pm

Depends are supposed to be good for that

CatManBlue

9/23/14 1:11pm

Their players were soft. Not used to big boy football.

WDaddy

9/23/14 12:05pm

It appears UVA fans don't like the hitting aspect of football

9/23/14 12:47pm

I hope they have the right kind of chest for that.

JAGA97

9/23/14 11:53am

I could just imagine him launching into a couple of sister missionaries

HiLife

9/23/14 12:02pm

or a 6'4 poly

BigYfan

9/23/14 12:05pm

Are you not supposed to tackle quarterbacks? Good thing UVA doesn't play in a P5

RyneK

9/23/14 11:54am

I'm getting sick of the "BYU players are dirty" whine

9/23/14 11:54am

BYU would have had 2 penalties if SEC refs; but, that's how they play in the ACC

boscatar

9/23/14 11:55am

He should add "two weak looking Mormons"

9/23/14 11:56am

Peck's tackle on Lambert was clean and it was spectacular.

Mathlete

9/23/14 11:56am

I'd knock on his door

Jericho

9/23/14 11:58am

That sounds like you want to play football. that would be fun.

Clegger

9/23/14 11:59am

It might be humorous to watch, but actually,

Oldguy

9/23/14 12:00pm

BYU Fan: "then they'll dust their now broken feet off onto that lawn and you

nashty

9/23/14 12:01pm

I hope Koroma goes there on his mission

Lembas

9/23/14 12:02pm

LOL... these are funny!

Jomo

9/23/14 12:07pm

I love that he couldn't even describe it in a way to make it sound dirty

fattycoug

9/23/14 12:08pm

He won't dare when he sees those three huge guys behind the two elders.

Winning

9/23/14 12:09pm

ask him for his address

Malster98

9/23/14 12:11pm

Nice. Here's the link to his post...

Jomo

9/23/14 12:18pm

That explains why an Aggie fan dove at my knees the other day.

IndependentGeorge

9/23/14 12:14pm

it'll be snowy, two elders at his door, but only one set of footprints.

TheDeek

9/23/14 12:15pm

I almost choked on my drink... oh man, classic

Jomo

9/23/14 12:19pm

I can't tell if you are serious or being sarcastic...

Lembas

9/23/14 12:20pm

...really?

Jomo

9/23/14 1:21pm

Funny. But proceed with caution.

9/23/14 12:21pm

Yup, all college football fans know BYU missions are just a ruse to hyper-train

Jomo

9/23/14 12:25pm

Spot on. A good aggressive punch to the face is critical to our salvation. =]

9/23/14 12:26pm

I recall when we beat Miss St. IN starkville MS..a guy on their board posted

Desert Rat

9/23/14 12:22pm

Considering that missionaries spend all their time training for football

9/23/14 12:26pm

Time heals all wounds.... OST, Utah 4 in a row? Maybe not

Jomo

9/23/14 12:37pm

Yes you are right. Not all wounds... ='[

9/23/14 12:53pm

RE: UVA Fan: "Fair Warning... The next time two Mormons knock on my door...

greatbam

9/23/14 12:34pm

Be ready for a throw down.

9/23/14 12:46pm

Funny, thanks for the laugh.

mikeynolikey

9/23/14 12:49pm

That'd be better tackling than what I saw them do for a good chunk of Saturday.

crack

9/23/14 12:56pm

Hey, next time YOU come knocking at my door........

Coug Dude

9/23/14 12:57pm

Crybaby yes, but as long as we keep winning I'm fine with people criticizing us.

BabyOx

9/23/14 1:15pm

Obviously, BYU football as a Missionary Tool is working very well

Bleeding Blue

9/23/14 1:31pm

The missionaries piss people off by knocking on doors sometimes too

Jericho

9/23/14 1:49pm

Well, I run smack to every gas station attendant I find

DazeofBlue

9/23/14 1:34pm

Best one yet

Jomo

9/23/14 1:36pm

It's not like UVA has NEVER done that before

Heinz57

9/23/14 1:50pm

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