I liked that part. While clownishly absurd, it isn't as tired as the "have you ever played sports" ad hominem. I have played sports competitively, yes. Heck, I have even actually played sports with people on this board who can and have commented on my competitive ability. Which is why I know how flat out, spectacularly dumb it is to say that a High School coach could walk in and do better than Bronco.