But there's more to this thing than winning. I'm honored to make the field.

No, that's complete bullcrap. I want to win. EpilepticBeagle is a no-talent, no-account hack who wears red clothing sometimes, and not just when he's masquerading as MallSanta. I have it on good authority he sometimes roots for Utah. Not against BYU, I mean, he's not insane or anything. But like, against CSU. Teams like that.

It would be a crime for him to win. Don't let it happen, CB.