You say he/she WAS a conspiracy theorist.

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Apr 27, 2015
3:16:45pm

Shihan

You say he/she WAS a conspiracy theorist.

Does that mean your patient died on you?

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Shihan

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I had a patient today who was a conspiracy theorist. Here's what I learned:

SuperTank

4/27/15 3:04pm

Whoa.Heavy.

PharmD

4/27/15 3:05pm

Are you a psychiatrist?

WorfoSAUR

4/27/15 3:06pm

dentist.

SuperTank

4/27/15 3:12pm

...too much gas bro.

OldCosmo

4/27/15 3:21pm

actually, not enough--the patient was still awake.

Florwood

4/27/15 3:30pm

5 made me laugh the most

Biyamiti

4/27/15 3:07pm

#4 You mean Barry Soetoro? Hey, next time he's in, ask him about chem trails.

cucciolo25

4/27/15 3:10pm

Freakin chem trails...I have some crazy FB friend that swears by those and is

4/27/15 3:27pm

We have people calling asking about them all the time. They're nuts.

cucciolo25

4/27/15 3:35pm

Crap. We live in Alaska. Actually, that explains a lot of our local politics.

maizecoug

4/27/15 3:13pm

Sounds like you met either my bro-in-law or Fox Mulder

TXJason

4/27/15 3:13pm

You practice in Arizona, right?

4/27/15 3:13pm

You gave him too much Versed

SJS

4/27/15 3:14pm

You say he/she WAS a conspiracy theorist.

Shihan

4/27/15 3:16pm

Well, he was a conspiracy theorist. Still is, too.

SuperTank

4/27/15 3:22pm

His thoughts on gross v net, In-n-Out v 5 Guys, or Utah MBA ranking?

fan_byu

4/27/15 3:18pm

The truth is out there.

notorious p.i.g.

4/27/15 3:19pm

Way, way out there.

4/27/15 3:32pm

Did you implant the microchip in his tooth as per usual?

DapperDan

4/27/15 3:19pm

I thought that we had doctor patient confidentiality, thanks for telling

jefurse

4/27/15 3:23pm

That's not a conspiracy theorist, that's a crackpot.

John Doe

4/27/15 3:25pm

thats what he wants you to think

4/27/15 3:27pm

What's the difference?

DapperDan

4/27/15 3:32pm

One sees viable alternate explanations for things, one sees crazy explanations.

John Doe

4/27/15 3:41pm

RE: One sees alternate explanations for things, one sees crazy explanations for

DapperDan

4/27/15 3:42pm

Let me put it another way. One sees alternate explanations that are possible,

John Doe

4/27/15 4:34pm

I think I get it. One is just regular crazy, the other is extra crispy crazy

DapperDan

4/27/15 4:36pm

Not necessarily. You can be completely sane and still believe that the official

John Doe

4/27/15 5:01pm

Lawyers deal with conspiracies and theorize about them all the time.

John Doe

4/27/15 5:09pm

potatoe potahtoe

4/27/15 3:52pm

I've heard about #1 and #2...I think it's legit

4/27/15 3:31pm

That's super impressive

StantonMac

4/27/15 3:34pm

RE: I had a patient today who was a conspiracy theorist. Here's what I learned:

4/27/15 3:39pm

this is where you perform and unnecessary root canal to repay him for such news

nashty

4/27/15 4:04pm

proof!!!! "mountains of gold"

nashty

4/27/15 4:08pm

Did you check the levels of the nitrous oxide?

BlueBuffoon

4/27/15 4:27pm

RE: I had a patient today who was a conspiracy theorist. Here's what I learned:

Lawbronc

4/27/15 4:40pm

You did get the tracking device implanted in one of his teeth, right?

YardTime

4/28/15 7:56am

Hack:

El Jefe

4/28/15 8:05am

This. Was. Amazing.

BRONCOUGAR

4/29/15 3:29pm

Fools mock but they shall mourn.

RSLCoug

4/30/15 7:30am

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