Frankly, if your lame small man disease truck is too big to park in a single spot, buy a smaller car. If you drive a Ferarri and don't want it scratched and take up 2 spots, your looking to get keyed.
Whatever the reason, it's lame.
I take very good care of my cars and park the furthest I can and on an end spot to lessen my chances, but I still go by the rules and don't feel like I deserve to do my own thing just because I am me.