Me: Do you dabble in the flesh trade?
Scammer: No, I don't.
Me: Are interesting trades considered?
Scammer: Yes
Me: I'll trade you some beef jerky and my login to farmersonly.com for your favorite hat and your old cell phone battery.
Scammer: Okay.
Scammer: But I need a phone not hat and battery.
Me: Can I get your bank login info and I'll make the deposit?
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: How much are you sending me?
Me: I think $56,000 USD
Scammer: Wow. Where do you get that kind of money from?