My HCBW kept trying to explain to him that we don't have a windows computer (we do), that our's has a fruit on it (it doesn't).

She handed the phone to me and I talked to the guy about the weather, the fact that he was from "Dallas, Texas, USA", how I'd love to help him, but the FCC is probably going to take him to jail. After that, he started getting mad at me. He said something about my mother, and I replied back, "no, your mother!"

We talked about how much more fun this was for me than it was for him and then he just sat their quietly. It was fun while it lasted.