Teacher: Why are you wearing that, it's spirit day, you should be wearing your school's colors
My son: Don't you recognize this? It's a BYU shirt, I'm showing my spirit for the best college football team out there. Did you know BYU is undefeated all-time against ECU. Don't worry though, they'll get another chance next year...unless they have to change the game because of a BIG12 invite, which ECU didn't get.