You couldn't even help yourself, could you? Now I'm picturing Lena Dunham

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May 7, 2017
8:04:15pm

Pimpin4Paradise All-American

You couldn't even help yourself, could you? Now I'm picturing Lena Dunham

and Steve Buscemi.

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Originally posted on May 7, 2017 at 8:04:15pm

Message modified by Pimpin4Paradise on May 7, 2017 at 8:30:11pm

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Pimpin4Paradise

Previous username: ChubbyChaser
Bio page: Pimpin4Paradise
Joined: May 2, 2008
Last login: Nov 12, 2022
Total posts: 56,121 (5,737 FO)

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PSA - If you use the term HCBW or refer to how smokin hot your wife is, nobody

Pimpin4Paradise

5/7/17 7:47pm

With a personality of Miley Cyrus

MajorZeus

5/7/17 7:48pm

Hmmm. That doesn't jibe with your former board name.

El Careeb

5/7/17 7:49pm

You're just jealous that your CBW is not as hot as mine is.

CopperLix

5/7/17 7:53pm

Mine is super hot. Is that different?

Stucoug83

5/7/17 7:54pm

Whoa! Are we married to the same chick?

5/7/17 8:31pm

If so, she has some explaining to do

Stucoug83

5/7/17 9:57pm

Could Be worse

Cougarclaw

5/7/17 7:58pm

All I know is that attractiveness-wise, mine's got me beat by miles.

BoiseBlue

5/7/17 8:00pm

You couldn't even help yourself, could you? Now I'm picturing Lena Dunham

Pimpin4Paradise

5/7/17 8:04pm

Steve Buscemi??????? Man, I should be so lucky.

BoiseBlue

5/7/17 8:28pm

What if you use past tense?

Q-grr

5/7/17 8:02pm

I thought using the term HCBW was a way to make fun

BigEasyCougar

5/7/17 8:05pm

Hopefully everyone thinks their wife is hot. I take it as a term of endearment.

bbqoug

5/7/17 8:24pm

I don't know, I've seen some HCBW's in the bikini picture contest on FO

RdF3

5/7/17 8:26pm

what does HCBW stand for?

BYURider

5/7/17 8:27pm

Hot Cougar Board Wife

JohnnyComeLately

5/7/17 8:29pm

I've always seen it as an ode to the elitism of this board:

5/7/17 8:35pm

What if your wife used to be hot but then had 4 kids and turned 50?

CoachSpeak

5/7/17 8:35pm

Then the correct phrase is: "Yet, she's never been more attractive to me than

WhyKnot

5/7/17 8:49pm

FHCBWWBRAR. Formerhotcougsrboardwifewillberestoredafterresurection

GeauxCougs

5/7/17 8:52pm

Or simply... Raaaarrrr for short

Cougarclaw

5/7/17 10:01pm

Everyone on CB is rich, has a hot wife, and runs a 4.4 40

Medute

5/7/17 8:38pm

Close but I actually run a 4.2

cougarfann888

5/7/17 8:42pm

All the ute posters on Trib comment section claim the same

MajorZeus

5/7/17 8:47pm

And 225lbs is warm up before we put 315lbs

Q-grr

5/7/17 9:49pm

I ran a 7.0 40 in high school

marticorp

5/8/17 1:12pm

Who is Lena Dunham?

GeauxCougs

5/7/17 8:50pm

It's funny everyone talking about their HCBW, then you bring up a hot actress

kolob32

5/7/17 9:42pm

If you have to say it, you don't really believe it

Bob Vance

5/7/17 10:25pm

To be fair a lot of Lds guys do have pretty attractive spouses

doubled1981

5/7/17 10:49pm

Had the same comment in law school. A couple guys asked me what the deal

Bob Vance

5/8/17 4:37pm

I don't know about mormondom on the whole but Utah is certainly up there...

CoachSpeak

5/8/17 7:00pm

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JimmyZ

5/8/17 9:57am

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