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May 15, 2017
9:37:02pm

mpfunk All-American

Call the police, seize his parents assets, and give him a mandatory

minimum sentence.

This advise is from Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III

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Originally posted on May 15, 2017 at 9:37:02pm

Message modified by mpfunk on May 17, 2017 at 1:59:54pm

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POLL: 10 year old writes his name in your wet concrete. He comes and apologizes, parents call contractor to have them send the bill. You

fattycoug

5/15/17 8:54pm

Crime is crime

Dillinger

5/15/17 8:55pm

I think, technically, it might not be a crime but a civil issue

fattycoug

5/15/17 9:08pm

Do the crime, do the time.

Belboz

5/15/17 9:18pm

C to the T

Nathanael Greene

5/15/17 9:54pm

Are you a personal injury lawyer?

TNT

5/15/17 8:56pm

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JimmyZ

5/15/17 8:56pm

He's a Covey.

Triggerhappybunny

5/15/17 9:29pm

Depends if the kid is a Ute fan

WDaddy

5/15/17 8:58pm

I assume those who voted yes police are just trolling

byujag

5/15/17 8:58pm

People call the police over the dumbest things sometimes. But at least hopefully

5/15/17 8:59pm

Police. Only cuz the FBI are too busy.

Seaward

5/15/17 9:03pm

If you call the police on the kid then you should turn yourself in every time

wabluecoug

5/15/17 9:06pm

Forget the police. Form a posse, Old West style, mount up and ride out to find

Game Changer

5/15/17 9:07pm

Why call the police when you can tweet at the POTUS

MoscowCoug

5/15/17 9:12pm

Mandatory tattoo of victim's name on neck sounds like proper punishment

Belboz

5/15/17 9:18pm

Call the police, seize his parents assets, and give him a mandatory

mpfunk

5/15/17 9:37pm

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benny1982

5/15/17 10:04pm

This is pure bunk. If that was really by Sessions he would have spelled advice correctly.

Blue Print

5/18/17 7:44pm

William Bratton had it right. We need zero-tolerance for this tom-foolery.

joelvandyne

5/15/17 10:08pm

Please tell me you're joking.

Mr. Belding

5/15/17 10:15pm

I would have thought so to, until the cop showed up to my house tonight

fattycoug

5/15/17 10:34pm

Ah, you are the parents of the 10 year old. This makes more sense now.

Duke Silver

5/15/17 10:55pm

That's ridiculous. Were the cops having a hard time not laughing? Some people.

5/15/17 11:13pm

That neighbor is a real winner.

Saxa

5/16/17 5:59am

If that's the case, withdraw your offer to pay damages. Tell them face to face

spoxjox

5/16/17 12:51pm

Correct answer is: "You... should have been watching your wet concrete."

5/15/17 10:31pm

Spoken like a guy who has finished some concrete back in the day.

klay

5/15/17 11:45pm

I had some kid walk right into the middle of a pad I had just finished and stood

Doodlebob

5/16/17 5:24pm

...and you were there to trowel out the footprints. Wise man.

5/19/17 9:51am

if he's repentant and they cover the cost to repair...what are your damages?

nashty

5/16/17 11:07am

I'd call the FBI on him...that's what I would do!

Romex

5/18/17 6:23pm

#irony

macaroni

5/18/17 7:47pm

You can't be serious. Someone called the cops on a 10-year-old for writing in

spoxjox

5/16/17 12:48pm

nope. was my kid that did it. cop shows up around bedtime. he was fine about it

fattycoug

5/16/17 5:31pm

I'm speechless.

spoxjox

5/16/17 6:14pm

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BlazersCougarsDucks

5/16/17 3:49pm

Do you live in Manitowoc county by chance?

JayCoug

5/18/17 5:42pm

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