You had me until J-Dawg's sauce.

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May 21, 2017
10:55:48am

mpfunk All-American

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mpfunk

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I just prefer dijon and barbecue sauce on hotdogs to yellow mustard and ketchup.

LeftOfNormal

5/21/17 10:35am

Ketchup on a hot dog? Only if you have not yet reached the age of accountability

garyfan

5/21/17 10:36am

Hot dog instead of brat? Only if you have not yet reached the age of accountabi

billyrust

5/21/17 10:39am

Obviously a brat is better, but an all beef Hebrew National is acceptable.

Pimpin4Paradise

5/21/17 10:40am

Non all-beef hot dogs should be banned from human consumption.

kccougar

5/21/17 10:55am

RE: Non all-beef hot dogs should be banned from human consumption.

Lip Gallagher

5/21/17 11:14am

I can live with that.

Dixie's Red Rocks

5/21/17 2:40pm

Dude. I'd love a brat or three, but you can't just nuke them up for a fast lunch

LeftOfNormal

5/21/17 10:47am

I was about to post the same thing. Not sure why any adult would do that.

Pimpin4Paradise

5/21/17 10:39am

The problem is, mustard is really gross.

LiveCoug

5/21/17 10:43am

Growing up can be really difficult sometimes. Stick with it, you'll get there.

Pimpin4Paradise

5/21/17 10:44am

I'm a man! I'm 40!

LiveCoug

5/21/17 10:45am

Then why don't you like mustard?

BYUtka

5/21/17 10:49am

Because it's really gross.

LiveCoug

5/21/17 10:51am

You're doing it wrong.

SierraCoug

5/21/17 10:59am

Well,maybe he grew up in a household that ate weird food.

CarolinaCoug

5/21/17 2:49pm

Let me provide some info that might help you here.

squidmark

5/21/17 11:56am

Growing up can be really difficult sometimes. Stick with it, you'll get there.

BYUtka

5/21/17 12:18pm

Mike?

Dissenter

5/22/17 11:08am

Only if you're an old man who needs that junk to make it taste good.

Lip Gallagher

5/21/17 10:46am

So you just eat brats or dogs plain?

Pimpin4Paradise

5/21/17 10:49am

Nope, never. But I don't need to load it up with stuff either,

Lip Gallagher

5/21/17 10:54am

You had me until J-Dawg's sauce.

mpfunk

5/21/17 10:55am

Even before the age of accountability it should be discouraged.

mpfunk

5/21/17 10:55am

If you're going to be that food snobby, then why are you having hot dogs instead of brats?

Indy Coug

5/21/17 11:01am

I prefer yellow mustard and ketchup

Sea Chicken

5/21/17 10:42am

Never tried BBQ sauce on a hot dog. For me if it isn't all beef it isn't worth

Dixie's Red Rocks

5/21/17 10:44am

Brats with sauerkraut and yellow mustard is the way to go.

sgriff

5/21/17 10:53am

Yellow mustard, not brown or dijon, on a brat with kraut??? Ewwww.

LeftOfNormal

5/21/17 11:05am

I like them with yellow or brown mustard

bag

5/21/17 12:11pm

Brown would be fine too but I usually go with yellow.

sgriff

5/21/17 12:23pm

bought some sweet baby ray's mustard bbq sauce. best hot dog sauce ever

smokymountainrain

5/21/17 10:55am

This is true. Carolina bbq sauce is excellent on a dog.

Pimpin4Paradise

5/21/17 10:56am

While regular mustard is indeed really gross, mustard based BBQ sauces are wonderful.

LiveCoug

5/21/17 11:00am

The mark of a good hotdog =

Endocoug

5/21/17 10:59am

You need to talk to Leah Remini - she can help you see a way out of the darkness

ClackamasCoug

5/21/17 11:08am

Let me put a plug in for Hebrew Nationals - the best hot dogs.

ClackamasCoug

5/21/17 11:06am

someone had some hebrew national 97% fat free franks at a backyard BBQ we went to

LiveCoug

5/21/17 11:08am

97% fat free = cardboard. What were they thinking?

ClackamasCoug

5/21/17 11:10am

Duh. It's the fat in hot dogs that hides the terrible taste they would otherwise have.

SierraCoug

5/21/17 11:10am

We told our kids ketchup is kitten blood and now they won't go near it.

Dillinger

5/21/17 11:27am

I wish I'd thought of that. Two of my three children put ketchup on their eggs.

Loon to the Moon

5/21/17 11:32am

Definitely a failure. Although I have also failed as my child liked ketchup

mpfunk

5/21/17 11:35am

That is good parenting.

mpfunk

5/21/17 11:34am

Spicy brown mustard ftw

LaserCoug

5/21/17 11:34am

Costco for me, ketchup, yellow and deli mustard, relish, onions. It's all good

mosterlow

5/21/17 11:44am

I like ketchup...

Fetchin Fetcher

5/21/17 12:27pm

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