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Jun 17, 2017
4:18:09pm

Niiineteeen84 All-American

what do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have a 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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Niiineteeen84

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Favorite attorney joke thread:

crazY

6/17/17 3:26pm

RE: Favorite attorney joke thread:

billyrust

6/17/17 3:28pm

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants

SausageKing

6/17/17 3:48pm

RE: A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants

billyrust

6/17/17 4:02pm

This is my favorite joke ever.

RalphWiggam

6/17/17 8:13pm

That and the Potato joke.

Dr MoBYU

6/17/17 10:04pm

A 40 year old very successful attorney was at his desk one day when he collapsed

TheDeek

6/17/17 3:37pm

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a jellyfish?

JohnnyComeLately

6/17/17 3:39pm

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

AggieWeekendCougar

6/17/17 4:00pm

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

Shaka

6/17/17 11:30pm

Why do they bury lawyers 12 feet under?

foofcoug

6/17/17 3:47pm

RE: Favorite attorney joke thread:

6/17/17 3:49pm

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

JohnnyComeLately

6/17/17 3:50pm

Two, but it has to be a REALLY big lightbulb.

foofcoug

6/17/17 4:32pm

Do you know how copper wire was invented?

JohnnyComeLately

6/17/17 3:54pm

What do you call 1000 lawyers cast in concrete at the bottom of the ocean?

CoachSpeak

6/17/17 3:57pm

Did Mises invent copper wire or something?

JohnnyComeLately

6/18/17 10:22am

RE: Favorite attorney joke thread:

Cougar-Duck

6/17/17 3:57pm

What do lawyers use for birth control?

JohnnyComeLately

6/17/17 4:02pm

It's too bad that 99% of lawyers

Hedonic Threadmill

6/17/17 4:06pm

Is that the punch line?

crazY

6/17/17 4:07pm

Who is the worst attorney in the world?

6/17/17 4:15pm

Spoiler alert. This isn't a joke.

JohnnyComeLately

6/17/17 4:18pm

True, true

CDV

6/17/17 5:07pm

What's the difference between lawyers and sperm?

sethj250

6/17/17 4:17pm

Literal lol

spugeddy24

6/17/17 4:56pm

what do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

6/17/17 4:18pm

John Marshall...John Marshall is dead....I know.

84 Grad

6/17/17 4:51pm

What's the difference between accountants and lawyers?

CougSilver

6/17/17 5:20pm

A lawyer turned me into a newt.

Dr MoBYU

6/17/17 7:07pm

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the

supertux

6/17/17 7:20pm

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?

OpusX

6/17/17 8:14pm

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the

6/17/17 8:25pm

RE: Favorite attorney joke thread:

85fan

6/18/17 9:44am

Can you imagine a world without lawyers?

MapCoug

6/18/17 10:46am

This past winter in New York was so cold that the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets

IntelCougar

6/18/17 11:09am

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