They were supposed to deliver a package yesterday but I got this mysterious "Attempted Delivery" notification instead. Bull crap! They did not attempt to deliver anything, and they shouldn't have even needed to "attempt" since 1) the package would easily fit in my mailbox and 2) even if it didn't fit, they could just leave it at my door since it's not a package requiring a signature. That is what they normally do anyway.
So then I figure the package will come today instead. Okay. So today I get a delivery notification saying it's in the mailbox. Except when I go out there, the guy didn't put the key in my box, so now I can't get it. In fact, he didn't even deliver today's mail because he apparently started my hold mail request a day early. So now, the package I specifically wanted to get before my trip will have to wait until afterwards because my mailman is an idiot two days in a row.
Ugh.