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Jan 13, 2018
4:10:19pm

DapperDan All-American

How many missionaries do you know with lifelong gastrointestinal problems?

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DapperDan

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I asked my wife what she wanted for dinner. I gave her the choice between

OneUpper

1/13/18 3:02pm

have you done any recon on the cleanliness of this sister and her kitchen? how many

BlueFrog

1/13/18 3:05pm

I don't know this lady or her family. I really doubt the soup actually gets

OneUpper

1/13/18 3:07pm

That's messed up

jes2332

1/13/18 3:09pm

I disagree.

OneUpper

1/13/18 3:11pm

I could never imagine somebody doing something so nice for me

jes2332

1/13/18 3:46pm

Food poisoning is messed up, this is protecting his family

DapperDan

1/13/18 3:12pm

Why are we assuming this nice lady is poisoning the family

jes2332

1/13/18 3:14pm

We aren't assuming, we are being properly cautious.

DapperDan

1/13/18 3:19pm

Do you live a sad life?

CBaass

1/13/18 3:31pm

No

DapperDan

1/13/18 3:32pm

I would eat it. It's probably really good

jes2332

1/13/18 3:35pm

Now you're the one assuming

DapperDan

1/13/18 3:54pm

Yes but my assumption is practical

jes2332

1/13/18 4:00pm

and people get sick from food others make all the time

DapperDan

1/13/18 4:10pm

Not really. Never met anyone that has

jes2332

1/13/18 4:17pm

You should get out more. A CB member had half his ward go to the hospital after

DapperDan

1/13/18 4:22pm

How does that classify as all the time

jes2332

1/13/18 5:17pm

They never asked her to make food for them. She insisted on making it.

DapperDan

1/13/18 5:24pm

Bingo. As safe as eating at a random fast food option.

Cougarfan777

1/13/18 4:07pm

Should we have all missionaries refuse food in order to be properly cautious?

JuicyJam

1/13/18 4:02pm

How many missionaries do you know with lifelong gastrointestinal problems?

DapperDan

1/13/18 4:10pm

So yes?

JuicyJam

1/13/18 4:11pm

Bluefrog in a bathroom:

JuicyJam

1/13/18 4:01pm

i don't go #2 in a public restroom

BlueFrog

1/13/18 4:07pm

Wait- you can make a Gryo? Like a real one?

SouthernBlueBlood

1/13/18 3:14pm

I can, but I fudge it to keep the time down. It ends up being a type of greek

OneUpper

1/13/18 3:20pm

I love that- I will have to look it up

SouthernBlueBlood

1/13/18 3:21pm

in Greece, they mostly use chicken on gyros.

Plato

1/13/18 4:36pm

No cucumber?

bluebloodedcoug

1/13/18 4:44pm

It's in the tzatziki sauce

OneUpper

1/13/18 6:11pm

Sounds like your family shouldn't be on the list for homemade food deliveries.

GastonCoug

1/13/18 3:15pm

It's not some organized ward thing. She felt bad because my wife gave her

OneUpper

1/13/18 3:23pm

I'd personally feel better about it if you offered her a Gyro when she delivers

GastonCoug

1/13/18 3:26pm

a Spanish omelette isn't a meal either.

Kerbouchard

1/13/18 3:24pm

Agree to disagree. Sure it needs other components to be ameal, but it can be the

OneUpper

1/13/18 3:30pm

A feature dish, sure. Soup is definitely NOT a meal, with you there.

Kerbouchard

1/13/18 4:07pm

I’ve eaten many a Spanish tortilla meal. Ideally with chorizo in it. With bread.

chilango

1/13/18 4:53pm

You do homemade Gyros? I'm impressed

Crush4

1/13/18 3:36pm

"Soup isn't a meal."

BW84

1/13/18 3:48pm

We had a book keeper that was always bringing things she cooked at home to the

1/13/18 4:34pm

Pot lucks. Now the odds are going way up you might get sick. But, I'll take my

Cougarfan777

1/13/18 4:37pm

The office was only about 11 or 12 people, so we thought we knew everyone well,

1/13/18 4:42pm

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