I almost exclusively poop at work. For two reasons:

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Jan 17, 2018
10:23:40am

supertux All-American

A. I get paid to do it
B. I don't (usually) choose the schedule

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supertux

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You know to do this right? PSA, when taking a #2 in public courtesy flush once

Mayor of Cougartown

1/17/18 9:52am

So do you stay sitting and allow all of the poo water to splash up on you from

supertux

1/17/18 9:54am

your call. related, install a bidet on your home toilet. It does the job way

Mayor of Cougartown

1/17/18 9:56am

When I pull weeds, wiping dirt off with a napkin works just fine.

Paco

1/17/18 10:02am

also if you flush your solid work and paper seperatly you won't ever clog it.

Mayor of Cougartown

1/17/18 9:57am

This is simply not true

man-at-arms

1/17/18 10:01am

I stand corrected. hahaha.

Mayor of Cougartown

1/17/18 10:05am

you sit corrected

rotorhead

1/17/18 10:46am

pics or it didn't happen

supertux

1/17/18 10:07am

RE: also if you flush your solid work and paper seperatly you won't ever clog

fredgarvin

1/17/18 10:08am

No way. Water is scarce for millions around the globe. I ain’t wasting it.

spugeddy24

1/17/18 9:58am

I know this is TIC but this argument is like saying "there is starving children

Mayor of Cougartown

1/17/18 10:01am

Maybe some of us just like to share our smells 😉

spugeddy24

1/17/18 10:07am

I prefer to let the stench linger, as a symbol of my power and manhood.

fredgarvin

1/17/18 10:01am

The goal is to increase your territory by driving competition out.

Dishonor Code

1/17/18 10:51am

Pass. I hate the feeling of the breeze caused on my rear when the water flushes.

Ozymandias

1/17/18 10:14am

Not to mention the splash.

TailgateU

1/17/18 10:39am

Nope. I’m not flushing and getting poo water on me.

RalphWiggam

1/17/18 10:15am

what kind of toilets are you guys using? Poo water hitting you?

Mayor of Cougartown

1/17/18 10:17am

You know the commercial high pressure toilets that don't have a tank and shoot

supertux

1/17/18 10:20am

Those commercial toilets in office buildings. You sit and flush and your butt

RalphWiggam

1/17/18 10:20am

It sends poo particles all over if there is no lid.

D.T. Survivor

1/17/18 2:04pm

Are you still in elementary school? Do you hold your poo and farts until there

supertux

1/17/18 10:18am

It is fair game to let it go in the bathroom. I just don’t want to know who is

RalphWiggam

1/17/18 10:22am

yeesh. all the stink and etiquette. this is why i don't poop in public

smokymountainrain

1/17/18 10:22am

I almost exclusively poop at work. For two reasons:

supertux

1/17/18 10:23am

hard to argue with #1. i guess i'll just be thankful #2 doesn't apply to me.

smokymountainrain

1/17/18 10:24am

Plus, you don't have to pay for TP at work

SpecialT

1/18/18 10:23am

And I'm very thorough. Probably a pretty significant savings actually.

supertux

1/18/18 10:28am

I wish I had the luxury of setting my own schedule.

RalphWiggam

1/17/18 10:32am

That's gotta be rough. I can't imagine what it would be like to have that much

supertux

1/17/18 10:42am

I always use a fan to muffle the sound. Even just for a #1.

TailgateU

1/17/18 10:48am

Of course. The fan can help with both issues I mentioned. But still.

supertux

1/17/18 10:50am

I’ve got issues alright?!?!?

RalphWiggam

1/17/18 11:03am

Me either. Only if I absolutely have to. Or at work because I work alone so am

ByuImaginesDragons

1/18/18 12:53am

While we're talking about public/office bathroom phenonema...

panguitch

1/17/18 10:28am

At my office the housekeeping is always cleaning the main bathroom right at the

supertux

1/17/18 10:32am

Read this book and tell me water is cheap

panguitch

1/17/18 10:23am

a 2nd flush isn't the problem. It's golf courses

Mayor of Cougartown

1/17/18 10:42am

Interestingly, we export far more water to China than is used by all Utah

dreamlvr

1/17/18 11:00am

For home use though, the toilet is probably only 2nd to the shower in water use

buffgato

1/17/18 11:45am

Grandma?

dreamlvr

1/17/18 10:25am

Just take this with you when you go. Then you won't have to waste water.

Rhino84

1/17/18 11:12am

Utah commerce at its best.

TailgateU

1/17/18 11:18am

Good thing I'm working from home cause that video had me rolling and snorting and pounding on my desk. It is hilarious.

Rhino84

1/17/18 11:24am

name checks out.

Mayor of Cougartown

1/17/18 11:27am

This is only necessary with floaters. With sinkers there's no advantage.

BertoChavez

1/17/18 12:44pm

I'm surprised no one has brought this up yet

buffgato

1/17/18 12:56pm

It was...

Rhino84

1/17/18 1:17pm

Ah, missed that one

buffgato

1/17/18 1:48pm

Yep. I'm all about the courtesy flush. Mostly for myself though. I can't take my

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