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POLL: Will there be sports in heaven?

Borg

1/18/18 6:37am

D&C 130:2

buffgato

1/18/18 6:42am

The perfect offense against the perfect defense

Borg

1/18/18 6:53am

What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?

ChiCityCoug

1/18/18 7:42am

Exactly. ...so, the answer is 'No'

Borg

1/18/18 7:50am

I think we have about a billion years of sports before we completely master them

Ulysses14

1/18/18 8:09am

Hope you're right!

jtm0001

1/18/18 9:54am

We'll finally be P5.

Shore10

1/18/18 6:59am

Actually P1

scott715

1/18/18 2:17pm

Only one conference/Kingdom? I think there will be many kingdoms and conferences

Shore10

1/20/18 2:49pm

So is that pretty much just like being an Alabama fan now?

Non-mo Coug

1/18/18 7:07am

I once heard that soccer will be the only sport in hell

Y4LYFE

1/18/18 7:38am

... and Church basketball.

Coug Eastwood

1/18/18 9:53am

And ‘ole scratch won’t be able to hit 3s but will heave them at will every time he touches the ball...

Refugee

1/18/18 10:32am

the ultimate black hole

BYUBandfan

1/18/18 12:14pm

Also in the family proclamation

dratax

1/18/18 9:54am

It wouldn't be heaven without sports.

chilango

1/18/18 6:51am

Yes, but only BYU sports.

mwcoug

1/18/18 7:02am

Who would they play against? Or is it all reruns?

buffgato

1/18/18 7:05am

Da Bears

boscatar

1/18/18 9:11am

You pit past teams against each other and find out who really is the best.

mwcoug

1/18/18 9:59am

The Sun Devils.

CougarThug

1/18/18 11:21am

Church ball. I draft Goliath.

mobomanjoe

1/18/18 7:04am

Telestial All-Stars?

Chester Copperpot

1/18/18 7:10am

Is that like the prison all-star team.

LifeLongLakerFan

1/18/18 7:53am

Spirit prison

buffgato

1/18/18 8:03am

No. You won't have time. ...well maybe in the lower kingdoms.

OldCosmo

1/18/18 7:05am

People in the lower kingdoms need to be fellowshipped and converted. Isn't that

ALUF 1990

1/18/18 7:10am

Great for families

Orem58thBall

1/18/18 8:20am

Won't have time? Won't we have forever?

UberDeek

1/18/18 12:03pm

Yes, why wouldn't there be?

Kerbouchard

1/18/18 7:07am

In heaven, the Patriots will go 0-16 every year, and utah will be 0-12. The

chilango

1/18/18 7:12am

Be careful your bias is showing 😛

ChiCityCoug

1/18/18 7:43am

Bias? I'm pretty sure this is established doctrine.

chilango

1/18/18 7:46am

Is there an anti-bandwagon? Because yous a hater

Dissenter

1/18/18 8:07am

I am definitely anti-bandwagon.

chilango

1/18/18 8:57am

Fake news. Utah won't be playing in heaven...

ColoSpgs

1/18/18 8:53am

I'm assuming sports will require matchups between Heaven and Hell at some point.

chilango

1/18/18 8:58am

RE: I'm assuming sports will require matchups between Heaven and Hell at some

buffgato

1/18/18 9:01am

What did you think was meant by "courts on high"?

mannheimadler

1/18/18 7:27am

Yes, because if it matters to you it matters to Him.

Thug Mormons

1/18/18 7:32am

1 Nephi 10:19. "...the course of the Lord is one eternal round."

sethj250

1/18/18 7:35am

that's a lot of track and field

Cougarclaw

1/18/18 9:10am

or golf

BYUBandfan

1/18/18 9:11am

Boxing?

buffgato

1/18/18 9:14am

So round robin it is. No conf divisions and conf championship games.

CougarThug

1/18/18 11:19am

I have wondered about this from time to time. Sometimes I have concluded

gwalker

1/18/18 7:42am

I mean, would the skill level cap out?

Dissenter

1/18/18 8:11am

All powerful = the ball goes wherever he wants

buffgato

1/18/18 8:18am

Yep, common weird thing I hear in church. Perfect doesn't mean he's

cujo22

1/18/18 10:17am

I had an disagreement in seminary whether or not Jesus is 'athletic'

Dissenter

1/18/18 10:18am

I think we understand a LOT less about pre and post mortal life than some think.

cujo22

1/18/18 10:26am

I heard it somewhere...

CoachSpeak

1/20/18 11:10am

Not sure about the athletes part (no bodies), but maybe the others

buffgato

1/20/18 12:02pm

I don’t know why not...

CoachSpeak

1/20/18 12:37pm

Great... I'm left wondering just what I spent my time doing!!??

Borg

1/20/18 1:17pm

Apparently you had a wide range of interests....

CoachSpeak

1/20/18 1:49pm

Actually... this line of thinking aligns with a lot

Borg

1/20/18 3:40pm

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cujo22

1/18/18 10:27am

why wouldn't he be able to? All-powerful. Can command the elements..

ColonelMustard

1/19/18 11:41pm

Didn’t God wrestle with Jacob?

CoachSpeak

1/20/18 11:13am

but if he can command the elements he can command a rubber ball to go

ColonelMustard

1/19/18 11:41pm

B-ball in the celestial league where both sides command elements. Could be good

ALUF 1990

1/20/18 6:38am

but only football

ragid

1/18/18 7:58am

"In the Big Inning, God created the heavens and the earth." So there was

ByuMba90

1/18/18 8:11am

Seventh day is day of rest... Seventh inning stretch

Dissenter

1/18/18 8:13am

Perhaps Danny Ainge will finally learn to hit a curve ball.

CougarThug

1/18/18 11:21am

Sports are a great way to improve one's self... also heaven isn't boring, also

Pretorian

1/18/18 8:12am

Already answered in Alma 7:20. "...his course is one eternal round."

JordanSpieth

1/18/18 8:17am

For it must needs be, that there is an opposition in all things. Hopefully, that

BYUBandfan

1/18/18 8:29am

The things we have here we will have there.

Denesheo

1/18/18 8:33am

^^^ Very Good Doctrinal Answer ^^^

hms_ben

1/18/18 8:48am

Thank you! I had the conversation with a missionary

Denesheo

1/18/18 1:24pm

Everyone would have a distinct advantage and it won't be allowed because of that

stevebyu8

1/18/18 9:03am

I'm convinced that the singular reason we have and enjoy sports here on earth

Cougarclaw

1/18/18 9:27am

Does perfection imply that we are all the same?

buffgato

1/18/18 9:44am

RE: Does perfection imply that we are all the same?

Cougarclaw

1/18/18 9:51am

Maybe I'm a heretic, but I don't imagine heaven that way

Dissenter

1/18/18 9:53am

It can' be perfect without sports. I see perfect with winning and losing.

FightingCoug12

1/18/18 9:34am

Captain Moroni - MLB

BYURider

1/18/18 9:35am

Catholics get auto-bid into post-mortal BCS. Heard it here 1st.

Blue streak

1/18/18 9:51am

Lame baseball joke, read at own risk.

ChiCityCoug

1/18/18 10:01am

That's funny.

socorny

1/18/18 10:10am

board name checks out

ChiCityCoug

1/18/18 10:13am

Dad joke

BYUBandfan

1/18/18 12:13pm

Tough competition when everyone will be perfected.

Count Cougar

1/18/18 10:05am

Yes, but the Telestial teams will rarely beat the Celestial teams-- Talent gap.

AZcougLawyer

1/18/18 10:15am

I'm hoping there's duck hunting in heaven...

CoachSpeak

1/18/18 10:34am

Perfect ref's and umpires. That will be heaven

dratax

1/18/18 10:35am

Because we will have agency and physical bodies.

kapcreations

1/18/18 10:42am

You may even be able to dunk by then

kapcreations

1/18/18 10:42am

Downhill skiing.

cdr88

1/18/18 10:58am

Skiing Mt Everest with never tiring thighs!

Borg

1/18/18 12:53pm

I'm curious as to what the OOC schedule would look like...

CougarThug

1/18/18 11:17am

Its hard for me to fathom a no sports scenario. We all love games, no matter

4mack

1/18/18 11:18am

Are we forgetting that Enos wrestled before God, and then received revelation or

4mack

1/18/18 11:21am

In the Big Inning. Baseball in the book of Genesis

Count Cougar

1/18/18 11:38am

Football without injuries? Sounds heavenly to me.

canofpicante

1/18/18 12:01pm

The correct translation of the first words in the Bible are "In the big inning"

grosven

1/18/18 12:26pm

"Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa?"

Nagurski

1/18/18 1:33pm

It ain't heaven if there aren't

cajuncoug

1/18/18 4:30pm

Not sure there is a heaven

Tsisquan

1/18/18 6:12pm

Yes but only rugby. It is the one they play in Heaven

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