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May 11, 2018
10:11:09am

slowhiteguy Stay Woke. Get Swole

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slowhiteguy

Previous username: butrossgali
Bio page: slowhiteguy
Joined: Jan 7, 2004
Last login: Oct 10, 2021
Total posts: 48,103 (21,385 FO)

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Family gatherings might be a little awkward for awhile.

ChubbyChaser All-American

5/11/18 8:46am

well...sometimes the Hen pecks the chicks.

v1k0u6

5/11/18 8:48am

I'd call that winning

WDaddy

5/11/18 8:48am

My one hope is that after the awkwardness subsides, the fake anecdotes may stop.

5/11/18 8:49am

Jenny will surely let all of you know that she, in fact, does not do drugs.

YardTime

5/11/18 9:06am

😂 I'm dying

TRUE_BLUE_COUGY

5/11/18 8:50am

*for forever* Women don’t forget stuff, dude.

5/11/18 8:52am

Painful in the moment, but she needed to hear it.

Crazy Joe Davola

5/11/18 8:53am

RE: Family gatherings might be a little awkward for awhile.

Crush4

5/11/18 8:54am

I immediately thought of that SNL character but couldn't remember her name

Hypnotoad

5/11/18 8:57am

I blame your wife. She should already know your contempt for Jenny and should

5/11/18 8:55am

I thought this as well. We've been married for 13 years now. She had to have known I was about to say something like

5/11/18 8:59am

Maybe she did see what was coming. Maybe she wanted that said, but didn't want

dilbert

5/11/18 9:02am

4D chess by the wife...very possible

gaspasscoug

5/11/18 9:04am

Don't worry, she'll 'get sick" and won't go.

Mister P

5/11/18 9:21am

I've learned there are limits to how much my wife can clean up after me.

panguitch

5/11/18 9:41am

I bet she feels super intimidated being the newest member of the family

Cougarclaw

5/11/18 8:57am

RE: Family gatherings might be a little awkward for awhile.

5/11/18 8:58am

Please update us after your wife gets back.

Manti

5/11/18 9:04am

RE: Family gatherings might be a little awkward for awhile.

Sea Chicken

5/11/18 9:05am

That's amazing and sounds exactly like my soon to be sister in law. Like exactly

Cabadapeste

5/11/18 9:06am

Brother In-Law of the year award for you. Nice. 😂

kansascougar

5/11/18 9:10am

Daaaaang. I had to deal with that too, but then we moved.

Mister P

5/11/18 9:15am

"for awhile?" Families are forever dude

Agaricus

5/11/18 9:15am

Some are.

Zedhead

5/11/18 9:20am

Please be real.

slowhiteguy

5/11/18 10:11am

Similar thing happened at Preference Jr. year in high school.

Geldir

5/11/18 12:05pm

Jenny?

fulano

5/11/18 12:39pm

Are you asking for a last name? If so, no. That is not the last name for anyone in the story, haha

Geldir

5/11/18 12:46pm

A gesture from you to her might be warranted, like one if those pre made dinner

NSFW

5/11/18 1:30pm

So i very clearly think you're the worst but here's a gift card.

Cabadapeste

5/11/18 1:38pm

He said she's nice, so build on that. He's the one in error so he should be

NSFW

5/12/18 12:36am

🤦‍♂️ way to welcome her to the family!🤦‍♂️

Blue2thebone

5/11/18 1:34pm

that block of cheese sure looks tasty....

BlueFever

5/11/18 7:36pm

who knows maybe the chick will get a clue

Mayor of Cougartown

5/12/18 2:07pm

Holy crap. If that's true that is hilarious

chazen

5/12/18 4:20pm

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