And I'm bit of a nerd. It was fantastic four crappy. It was fine. Overanalyzing it to the point of irrationality is hilarious. Nerds are so overwhelmed by their bizarre self importance to feel important watching a ficitonal story in space, that they get worked up to the point where they've earned and deserved every bit of mocking that comes their way.
Nerds love these movies and so does most everyone else. Big deal.