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Aug 9, 2018
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frontrowcougar
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My mom's from the South and she says Eye-talian. But I'll never divorce her.
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Does your spouse pronounce any words in a way that drives you crazy?
frontrowcougar
8/9/18 2:11pm
Don't you mean "jewellery"?
scootsy
8/9/18 2:12pm
Pellow instead of pillow
the_byu_flash
8/9/18 2:14pm
Melk.
Cougarrr
8/9/18 2:29pm
Can you pass me the Malk?
TheHop
8/9/18 2:39pm
No wonder my bones are so brittle.
BeefNoodleCoug
8/9/18 3:15pm
Wife is southern. Says I-talian. It's like nails on a chalkboard
Frank Castiglione
8/9/18 2:14pm
See. You have to correct that one day 1. That one just makes you look uneducated.
Baron
8/9/18 2:16pm
Have you ever tried to correct a southern woman?
Frank Castiglione
8/9/18 2:17pm
If you marry a woman that can't be corrected, that is your own fault.
Baron
8/9/18 2:18pm
I just had to weigh the risk vs the reward. I feel good with my decision.
Frank Castiglione
8/9/18 2:19pm
Me too.. i mean i say it that way..mainly because I use to and know better
CarolinaCoug
8/9/18 2:19pm
I imagine that doesn’t go over well with your family, Mr. Castiglione
Tricky
8/9/18 2:27pm
RE: I imagine that doesn’t go over well with your family, Mr. Castiglione
Frank Castiglione
8/9/18 2:33pm
I only say "eye-talian" when ordering a Spicy Italian sandwich at Subway.
CoogsWin
8/9/18 2:29pm
We had an admin at the office who would tell people "My family is eye-talian"
fulano
8/9/18 3:07pm
My mom calls "funerals" "frunerals"..several of my friends call "hamburgers"
Don_Juan_El_Guapo
8/9/18 2:14pm
Relator
BYUCPA
8/9/18 2:14pm
they're not fake tors, they're real tors.
BYUFBDAD
8/9/18 2:16pm
Sometimes the way she says “I want you right now” sounds a little bit like
Tricky
8/9/18 2:15pm
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MonroviaG
8/9/18 3:03pm
Drownding. Her whole family says that instead of drowning.
Druick
8/9/18 2:15pm
I'm a little worried about her family if that word is so often used that you notice it's pronounced wrongly.
SpecialT
8/9/18 2:23pm
headache. I don't know. Just whenever she says it, I get frustrated.
Baron
8/9/18 2:15pm
I just got an ab workout from laughing so hard at that one.
CoogsWin
8/9/18 2:31pm
My wife say's...
CoachSpeak
8/9/18 2:17pm
"Walkamole" and "ree-seas" for guacamole and Reeses
Backcountry
8/9/18 2:17pm
Re seas I’ve heard in a few states. I’ve heard it back east.
Druick
8/9/18 2:20pm
No. I mean the word ..."No". I don't like the way it sounds from her.
CarolinaCoug
8/9/18 2:21pm
I love my wife, but she says "cabinents" instead of cabinets.
Ham
8/9/18 2:22pm
You're both wrong. It is cab-nets.
CoogsWin
8/9/18 2:38pm
If she did, it would have been a deal breaker.
Belboz
8/9/18 2:24pm
"hunderd"
Kilgore Trout
8/9/18 2:25pm
Friend said hund-reNd..grrr
CarolinaCoug
8/9/18 2:38pm
RE: Does your spouse pronounce any words in a way that drives you crazy?
cheezedawg
8/9/18 2:25pm
No, but someone pronouncing Italian as Eye-talian is a divorce-able offense
Dillinger
8/9/18 2:25pm
My mom's from the South and she says Eye-talian. But I'll never divorce her.
frontrowcougar
8/9/18 2:28pm
RE: No, but someone pronouncing Italian as Eye-talian is a divorce-able offense
Frank Castiglione
8/9/18 2:34pm
Cran instead of crayon. She also says "a toast" instead of "a piece of toast"
Murray
8/9/18 2:26pm
Mine actually says “crown” instead of “crayon” - never heard that one before
Tricky
8/9/18 2:29pm
Mine says crown too. I say her Idaho is showing whenever she does.
LaserCoug
8/9/18 11:44pm
It’s infuriating.
shimmy
8/9/18 11:49pm
Mine does too! I seriously think she is talking about a crown every time, until
Loon to the Moon
8/10/18 1:55am
Greazy. Seriously? Where is the Z in greasy?
cougarfan87
8/9/18 2:26pm
Same place as it is in “cheesy” and “easy”
Tricky
8/9/18 2:30pm
Yes, but cheese has a Z sound, as does ease. Grease does not.
cougarfan87
8/9/18 2:39pm
RE: Greazy. Seriously? Where is the Z in greasy?
Belboz
8/9/18 2:31pm
"alblum" for album (photo or record).
soupie
8/9/18 2:26pm
My wife doesn't say it, but have you noticed "fruniture" more and more? I have.
BYUFBDAD
8/9/18 2:28pm
Cran instead of Crayon. Sound it out...
ballen
8/9/18 2:28pm
Mrs Crack used to pronounce it more like "crown" if she was talking too fast.
crack
8/9/18 2:38pm
Mine, too. Is she from Washington state?
cougarmeister
8/9/18 3:30pm
Also says"Organ" instead of Oregon and "sureal" instead of cereal.
cougarmeister
8/9/18 3:34pm
Not in the way you probably mean it.
SoCalCoug
8/9/18 2:29pm
I hate the way she pronounces "Lazy, no-good, fat slob".
zonacougar
8/9/18 2:29pm
Overuse of awesome. If everything is awesome, nothing is.
Nakedbootleg
8/9/18 2:29pm
That's awesome.
RebelScum
8/10/18 1:09pm
Needs more exclamation marks!!!! Soooooo AWEsome!!!!
frontrowcougar
8/10/18 2:25pm
I can't get enough of her attempts at pronouncing Worcestershire.
cougfanblue
8/9/18 2:30pm
Koo-laid instead of Kool-aid
hpcougar
8/9/18 2:30pm
Also my wife likes to pronounce caulk with the "L"
hpcougar
8/9/18 2:32pm
It's helpful to know what she wants, what she really really wants.
frontrowcougar
8/9/18 2:35pm
RE: It's helpful to know what she wants, what she really really wants.
Frank Castiglione
8/9/18 2:36pm
hahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahh
CoogsWin
8/9/18 2:37pm
Sometimes I pronounce the L in "YOLK."
Cougarrr
8/9/18 2:30pm
That sounds like something I might do just like as a dad joke.
frontrowcougar
8/9/18 2:33pm
Wife says sweeping when she's talking about vacuuming.
Kugmo
8/9/18 2:42pm
I have a friend who would say "death" instead of "deaf"
frontrowcougar
8/9/18 2:48pm
MY wife is Venezuelan so it's like living with Gloria from modern family.
Doodlebob
8/9/18 3:02pm
Bath as a verb instead of bathe. Her whole family does.
WhiteKnight
8/9/18 3:16pm
Carmel for caramel. There are 2 A’s, people!
aussiecoug
8/9/18 3:16pm
She says ds instead of ts. In an extreme manner. Then cuts all the gs of ings.
SLC-Warrior
8/9/18 3:17pm
In our household, it's probably 60/40 me with the wrong Pronunciation
Cougarpride
8/9/18 3:19pm
Yes. "Not tonight."
David Lo Pan
8/9/18 3:23pm
Theirselves
The Farm
8/9/18 3:45pm
Cren for crayon...
pegushin
8/9/18 3:48pm
Coupon.
Gerald-DeGroot
8/9/18 11:46pm
Q-pon
Gerald-DeGroot
8/10/18 1:36pm
My wife says suppos-uv-ly for supposedly. Ugh.
Loon to the Moon
8/10/18 1:57am
My wife, and her family, calls every SUV a truck.
mikecito
8/10/18 8:03am
My wife says "then I re-remembered." It drives me insane.
Alpi Gusto
8/10/18 9:01am
MIL always said "disease germs". There were some strange generational things like that.
soupie
8/10/18 9:07am
My wife pronounces Mulan like M-you-lan. Drives her more crazy than it drives me
birds
8/10/18 9:21am
Just thought of another one. Wife says "de-thaw" I tell her, you can thaw or
frontrowcougar
8/10/18 10:05am
What about unthaw?
Gerald-DeGroot
8/10/18 1:38pm
We usually argue over BOM names. She just said
Helm Hammerhand
8/10/18 7:48pm
I worked with a girl who said brefesk and pasgetti
mncstr
8/10/18 11:01pm
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