MY wife is Venezuelan so it's like living with Gloria from modern family.

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Aug 9, 2018
3:02:45pm

Doodlebob All-American

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It's hard to see, but he got a box of baby jesuses not baby cheeses.

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Originally posted on Aug 9, 2018 at 3:02:45pm

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Doodlebob

Previous username: Robert Newman
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Does your spouse pronounce any words in a way that drives you crazy?

frontrowcougar

8/9/18 2:11pm

Don't you mean "jewellery"?

scootsy

8/9/18 2:12pm

Pellow instead of pillow

the_byu_flash

8/9/18 2:14pm

Melk.

Cougarrr

8/9/18 2:29pm

Can you pass me the Malk?

TheHop

8/9/18 2:39pm

No wonder my bones are so brittle.

BeefNoodleCoug

8/9/18 3:15pm

Wife is southern. Says I-talian. It's like nails on a chalkboard

Frank Castiglione

8/9/18 2:14pm

See. You have to correct that one day 1. That one just makes you look uneducated.

Baron

8/9/18 2:16pm

Have you ever tried to correct a southern woman?

Frank Castiglione

8/9/18 2:17pm

If you marry a woman that can't be corrected, that is your own fault.

Baron

8/9/18 2:18pm

I just had to weigh the risk vs the reward. I feel good with my decision.

Frank Castiglione

8/9/18 2:19pm

Me too.. i mean i say it that way..mainly because I use to and know better

CarolinaCoug

8/9/18 2:19pm

I imagine that doesn’t go over well with your family, Mr. Castiglione

Tricky

8/9/18 2:27pm

RE: I imagine that doesn’t go over well with your family, Mr. Castiglione

Frank Castiglione

8/9/18 2:33pm

I only say "eye-talian" when ordering a Spicy Italian sandwich at Subway.

CoogsWin

8/9/18 2:29pm

We had an admin at the office who would tell people "My family is eye-talian"

fulano

8/9/18 3:07pm

My mom calls "funerals" "frunerals"..several of my friends call "hamburgers"

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

8/9/18 2:14pm

Relator

BYUCPA

8/9/18 2:14pm

they're not fake tors, they're real tors.

BYUFBDAD

8/9/18 2:16pm

Sometimes the way she says “I want you right now” sounds a little bit like

Tricky

8/9/18 2:15pm

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MonroviaG

8/9/18 3:03pm

Drownding. Her whole family says that instead of drowning.

Druick

8/9/18 2:15pm

I'm a little worried about her family if that word is so often used that you notice it's pronounced wrongly.

SpecialT

8/9/18 2:23pm

headache. I don't know. Just whenever she says it, I get frustrated.

Baron

8/9/18 2:15pm

I just got an ab workout from laughing so hard at that one.

CoogsWin

8/9/18 2:31pm

My wife say's...

CoachSpeak

8/9/18 2:17pm

"Walkamole" and "ree-seas" for guacamole and Reeses

Backcountry

8/9/18 2:17pm

Re seas I’ve heard in a few states. I’ve heard it back east.

Druick

8/9/18 2:20pm

No. I mean the word ..."No". I don't like the way it sounds from her.

CarolinaCoug

8/9/18 2:21pm

I love my wife, but she says "cabinents" instead of cabinets.

Ham

8/9/18 2:22pm

You're both wrong. It is cab-nets.

CoogsWin

8/9/18 2:38pm

If she did, it would have been a deal breaker.

Belboz

8/9/18 2:24pm

"hunderd"

Kilgore Trout

8/9/18 2:25pm

Friend said hund-reNd..grrr

CarolinaCoug

8/9/18 2:38pm

RE: Does your spouse pronounce any words in a way that drives you crazy?

cheezedawg

8/9/18 2:25pm

No, but someone pronouncing Italian as Eye-talian is a divorce-able offense

Dillinger

8/9/18 2:25pm

My mom's from the South and she says Eye-talian. But I'll never divorce her.

frontrowcougar

8/9/18 2:28pm

RE: No, but someone pronouncing Italian as Eye-talian is a divorce-able offense

Frank Castiglione

8/9/18 2:34pm

Cran instead of crayon. She also says "a toast" instead of "a piece of toast"

Murray

8/9/18 2:26pm

Mine actually says “crown” instead of “crayon” - never heard that one before

Tricky

8/9/18 2:29pm

Mine says crown too. I say her Idaho is showing whenever she does.

LaserCoug

8/9/18 11:44pm

It’s infuriating.

shimmy

8/9/18 11:49pm

Mine does too! I seriously think she is talking about a crown every time, until

Loon to the Moon

8/10/18 1:55am

Greazy. Seriously? Where is the Z in greasy?

cougarfan87

8/9/18 2:26pm

Same place as it is in “cheesy” and “easy”

Tricky

8/9/18 2:30pm

Yes, but cheese has a Z sound, as does ease. Grease does not.

cougarfan87

8/9/18 2:39pm

RE: Greazy. Seriously? Where is the Z in greasy?

Belboz

8/9/18 2:31pm

"alblum" for album (photo or record).

soupie

8/9/18 2:26pm

My wife doesn't say it, but have you noticed "fruniture" more and more? I have.

BYUFBDAD

8/9/18 2:28pm

Cran instead of Crayon. Sound it out...

ballen

8/9/18 2:28pm

Mrs Crack used to pronounce it more like "crown" if she was talking too fast.

crack

8/9/18 2:38pm

Mine, too. Is she from Washington state?

cougarmeister

8/9/18 3:30pm

Also says"Organ" instead of Oregon and "sureal" instead of cereal.

cougarmeister

8/9/18 3:34pm

Not in the way you probably mean it.

SoCalCoug

8/9/18 2:29pm

I hate the way she pronounces "Lazy, no-good, fat slob".

zonacougar

8/9/18 2:29pm

Overuse of awesome. If everything is awesome, nothing is.

Nakedbootleg

8/9/18 2:29pm

That's awesome.

RebelScum

8/10/18 1:09pm

Needs more exclamation marks!!!! Soooooo AWEsome!!!!

frontrowcougar

8/10/18 2:25pm

I can't get enough of her attempts at pronouncing Worcestershire.

cougfanblue

8/9/18 2:30pm

Koo-laid instead of Kool-aid

hpcougar

8/9/18 2:30pm

Also my wife likes to pronounce caulk with the "L"

hpcougar

8/9/18 2:32pm

It's helpful to know what she wants, what she really really wants.

frontrowcougar

8/9/18 2:35pm

RE: It's helpful to know what she wants, what she really really wants.

Frank Castiglione

8/9/18 2:36pm

hahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahh

CoogsWin

8/9/18 2:37pm

Sometimes I pronounce the L in "YOLK."

Cougarrr

8/9/18 2:30pm

That sounds like something I might do just like as a dad joke.

frontrowcougar

8/9/18 2:33pm

Wife says sweeping when she's talking about vacuuming.

Kugmo

8/9/18 2:42pm

I have a friend who would say "death" instead of "deaf"

frontrowcougar

8/9/18 2:48pm

MY wife is Venezuelan so it's like living with Gloria from modern family.

Doodlebob

8/9/18 3:02pm

Bath as a verb instead of bathe. Her whole family does.

WhiteKnight

8/9/18 3:16pm

Carmel for caramel. There are 2 A’s, people!

aussiecoug

8/9/18 3:16pm

She says ds instead of ts. In an extreme manner. Then cuts all the gs of ings.

SLC-Warrior

8/9/18 3:17pm

In our household, it's probably 60/40 me with the wrong Pronunciation

Cougarpride

8/9/18 3:19pm

Yes. "Not tonight."

David Lo Pan

8/9/18 3:23pm

Theirselves

The Farm

8/9/18 3:45pm

Cren for crayon...

pegushin

8/9/18 3:48pm

Coupon.

Gerald-DeGroot

8/9/18 11:46pm

Q-pon

Gerald-DeGroot

8/10/18 1:36pm

My wife says suppos-uv-ly for supposedly. Ugh.

Loon to the Moon

8/10/18 1:57am

My wife, and her family, calls every SUV a truck.

mikecito

8/10/18 8:03am

My wife says "then I re-remembered." It drives me insane.

Alpi Gusto

8/10/18 9:01am

MIL always said "disease germs". There were some strange generational things like that.

soupie

8/10/18 9:07am

My wife pronounces Mulan like M-you-lan. Drives her more crazy than it drives me

birds

8/10/18 9:21am

Just thought of another one. Wife says "de-thaw" I tell her, you can thaw or

frontrowcougar

8/10/18 10:05am

What about unthaw?

Gerald-DeGroot

8/10/18 1:38pm

We usually argue over BOM names. She just said

Helm Hammerhand

8/10/18 7:48pm

I worked with a girl who said brefesk and pasgetti

mncstr

8/10/18 11:01pm

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