RED CRAYON no less!!!!!
They have one play called "Mrs. Mooney's Underpants." Right beneath that play is "3rd and long draw play." ("For use when ever it's 3rd and 8+ yards to go.")
Another play has a note * that says "Tried in Madden95. Seemed to work okay."
There are supposedly a few notes in the appendix that say "Do not give ball to that Hoge kid" and "Yo momma so big, she got her own ZIP code. -JK/HAGS"
I too am very worried. It seems like no one knows what's going on.