I only go to a child’s birthday party if they share half my DNA.

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Sep 22, 2018
3:22:40pm

sgriff All-American

I only go to a child’s birthday party if they share half my DNA.

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sgriff

Bio page: sgriff
Joined: May 18, 2009
Last login: Dec 6, 2020
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Messages

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Time

POLL: Grounds for divorce?

WarBYU

9/22/18 3:05pm

Watch on phone

9/22/18 3:06pm

I remember in my day when I had to listen to Greg Wrubell call the game

DrKennethNoisewater

9/22/18 3:07pm

Is the child a relative?

acougfan

9/22/18 3:06pm

Preschool classmate.

WarBYU

9/22/18 3:14pm

That’s when you put your foot down and say no.

Bleedblue84

9/22/18 4:21pm

Not just no but heck to the NO!

kahuna

9/22/18 7:36pm

That’s a situation where she takes your child by herself.

akmewg

9/22/18 9:41pm

It's what phones with streaming capability were made for.

VACOUGFAN

9/22/18 3:06pm

Why the heck would you need to go?

NacoCoug

9/22/18 3:06pm

Emotional support.

WarBYU

9/22/18 3:14pm

Wut?

chilango

9/22/18 3:21pm

Yea that’s super weird

cougfanz

9/22/18 3:29pm

Wut! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

kahuna

9/22/18 7:38pm

Why go? Maybe you have a reason.

Dr MoBYU

9/22/18 3:15pm

It is your child?

yaxcoug

9/22/18 3:07pm

Why would u go to a child’s birthday party?

cougfanz

9/22/18 3:07pm

He’s the clown working it

DrKennethNoisewater

9/22/18 3:07pm

That’s the same question I asked.

WarBYU

9/22/18 3:16pm

I am an adult so I would say no.

TCuz

9/22/18 3:07pm

Amen agree Amen.

kahuna

9/22/18 7:39pm

Depends. Do you like not having a backbone?

billyrust

9/22/18 3:07pm

RE: POLL: Grounds for divorce?

SJS

9/22/18 3:09pm

Divorce No, Disobedience Yes! She has given you 1.5 hours to find

zia cougar

9/22/18 3:10pm

I’d just tell my wife I’m not going. She’d understand.

doups3

9/22/18 3:15pm

I stopped going to children's birthdays at 9. Why is your presence required at

9/22/18 3:16pm

My wife votes no, because of DVR. I disagree.

chilango

9/22/18 3:20pm

I only go to a child’s birthday party if they share half my DNA.

sgriff

9/22/18 3:22pm

And only if the kid knows it.

9/22/18 8:30pm

Even then I’m not sure I’d go if it was during the BYU game. You can schedule the party around the BYU game.

Bleedblue84

9/23/18 6:48am

Depends on who we're playing

tcherrin

9/22/18 3:35pm

This was the case for me last week. We took 2 cars and I left the party early

RexIdaCoug

9/22/18 3:43pm

Now that you say this I feel really dumb for not having thought of it.

WarBYU

9/22/18 3:49pm

If she divorces you for staying and watching the game, thats her call.

cougaman

9/22/18 3:45pm

This is a good time to teach your kids that Friends that don't watch BYU sports

cougaman

9/22/18 3:46pm

Um, just don't go to the party;

OGSuperfan

9/22/18 3:55pm

Its only McNeese.

IronPotato

9/22/18 4:28pm

Your wife should divorce you for being such a pansy.

Big Time 55

9/22/18 4:51pm

Exactly what I was about to write

cajuncoug

9/22/18 5:44pm

Yep, that’s exactly how women think.

chilango

9/22/18 6:03pm

Phantom Kidney Stone time

silentvelcro

9/22/18 5:47pm

DVR can then skip through ads.

BYUHgrad

9/22/18 5:59pm

Your job to make sure wife knows you will be busy each Saturday during FB season

here's to hoping

9/22/18 7:23pm

Only Saturdays?

chilango

9/22/18 7:28pm

I would tell her have fun.

kahuna

9/22/18 7:35pm

I would have said, "Have fun."

Adrielle

9/22/18 7:57pm

My wife gets the schedule 4 months in advance. She knows where the priority is.

9/22/18 8:45pm

My family knows Football is more important than parties.

Count Cougar

9/22/18 8:52pm

I'd go for my nephew or niece. Classmate? My wife wouldn't even think of

RebelScum

9/22/18 8:53pm

My husband and I never tell each other that we have to go to something! Hard to

Wear Blue

9/22/18 9:05pm

Depends on how she reacts when you laugh and tell her "no way."

9/22/18 9:29pm

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