They were obviously a response to the broader cultural trend, not a sanctimonious, absurdly disproportionate rant about t-shirts and long-form donuts.

If you want to take them that way, then yes, they're pretty funny. 🙂

I stand by my comments, though, in the broader context. I long for the day when I can enjoy such simple things without the nagging fear that somebody, somewhere thinks I'm saying something awful.