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Dec 10, 2018
7:32:16pm

BW84 All-American

It has been proven... If you drop a piece of bread with jelly on it, the chances

of it landing with the jelly-side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

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BW84

Bio page: BW84
Joined: Feb 7, 2003
Last login: May 6, 2024
Total posts: 83,953 (13,061 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

What is something that has a high probability of happening, but rarely happens to you?

RSL Muy guapo

12/10/18 5:36pm

Speeding tickets. I constantly speed and haven't gotten a ticket in 20 years.

JAGA97

12/10/18 5:38pm

He must drive a minivan.

CocaColaRecovery

12/10/18 6:08pm

Plugging the USB cord in right the first time

SLCY

12/10/18 5:39pm

worst design flaw ever. What idiot designed USB plugs?

CDV

12/10/18 5:40pm

Cheering for my team to beat its rival at least once in eight tries. 🙁

a priori

12/10/18 5:42pm

Too soon

ChiCityCoug

12/10/18 5:45pm

Posting something clever/smart enough to get POTDs. The cards never fall my way.

ChiCityCoug

12/10/18 5:47pm

Throwing you a bone, man.

IdahoCoug

12/10/18 5:50pm

The first one is the hardest, after that people just pile on.

ChiCityCoug

12/10/18 6:16pm

I've gotta support a fellow Chicagoan.

Blue Golfer

12/10/18 9:11pm

✊

ChiCityCoug

12/11/18 6:31am

Speaking of 50/50

IdahoCoug

12/10/18 5:49pm

Sorry. I'm a hack. And a BAD one at that.

IdahoCoug

12/10/18 5:49pm

Toddlers getting the shoe on the right foot when I'm in a hurry.

12/10/18 5:50pm

Checking the correct pocket for anything. It's usually the last possible pocket.

HeismanTy

12/10/18 5:55pm

And it's always the last pocket you check. 🙂

spoxjox

12/10/18 6:02pm

which is why I said last possible pocket, not last pocket I check.

HeismanTy

12/10/18 6:17pm

"Left cheek, left cheek"

ChiCityCoug

12/10/18 6:16pm

BYU football winning a football game where they're up 27-7 to Utah late in the game.

rainorsnow

12/10/18 5:55pm

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Buffalo

12/10/18 5:56pm

Being able to find both of my kids shoes on the first try.

Dillinger

12/10/18 5:57pm

Choosing the faster check out line at Costco

Odysseus

12/10/18 6:01pm

For me it’s the concession stand at the movies. Man, I suck!

NoOneOfConsequence

12/10/18 6:39pm

You know those extra earphone pieces that come with new earphones? Replace your

spoxjox

12/10/18 6:01pm

Whoa. That's a good idea.

RSL

12/11/18 10:28am

Aren’t they different sizes?

Dillinger

12/11/18 11:00am

Inserting a USB drive the correct way. Should be 50/50, I'm about 1/3.

ebv

12/10/18 6:11pm

Thinking about the ear buds, same with little kids and shoes

MagicHappen$

12/10/18 7:09pm

Serious question. Why does it matter?

SoFL Coug

12/10/18 7:18pm

Why does it matter for you to ask this question?

Goliath

12/10/18 7:26pm

It doesn't. Carry on with your day.

RSL

12/10/18 7:55pm

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Buffalo

12/10/18 9:49pm

It has been proven... If you drop a piece of bread with jelly on it, the chances

BW84

12/10/18 7:32pm

Low battery warning in smoke detector always goes off between 1-3 am. How can

sah22

12/10/18 11:02pm

^^^This. I have a solution

m0resn0w

12/11/18 6:04am

Probably not a bad idea.

sah22

12/11/18 9:49pm

I think it is because that is usually the coldest time in the house. I think

BW84

12/11/18 6:51am

Maybe I should light a match under it at night to keep it warm.

sah22

12/11/18 9:48pm

It’ll just go off.

NoOneOfConsequence

12/11/18 10:02pm

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