I told him that I'd heard rumors that the Yewtsies and BYU were going to the Big 12 because the Pac 12 was about to collapse. I then told him I was worried about buying a bike with a potentially collapsing conference painted on the back of it.

He claimed he had also heard those conference rumors (SMOKE!), but that the bike used to belong to Swoop in 2016 and that he did not paint the bike himself. And the sticker "looks Killer in the sun!" (Suns out, guns out, right bro?!!!) Maybe I should buy the bike. Supposedly they let you park as close to the West Concourse as your bowels desire if you are riding the bike (according to our Yewt Biker friend).