I will never let my kids watch the orchestra.

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Mar 16, 2019
7:06:38am

scootsy First name: Tom; Last: Foolery

I will never let my kids watch the orchestra.

There is way too much sax and violins.

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scootsy

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Having a pretty bad night to cap a pretty terrible week. Someone tell me

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3/16/19 12:52am

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3/16/19 12:55am

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3/16/19 12:58am

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3/16/19 12:58am

Sorry man. Try and focus on the positives.

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Well that’s not very funny.

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3/16/19 7:11am

It’s actually hilarious if you consider the author.

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3/16/19 8:20am

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3/16/19 8:20am

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3/16/19 2:56am

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3/16/19 8:55am

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3/16/19 9:13am

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3/17/19 1:24pm

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3/16/19 6:55am

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3/16/19 12:31pm

I will never let my kids watch the orchestra.

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3/16/19 7:06am

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3/16/19 7:09am

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3/16/19 7:39am

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3/16/19 8:02am

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3/16/19 8:18am

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3/16/19 8:23am

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3/16/19 9:22am

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3/16/19 9:52am

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