Reminded me of this one

Mar 16, 2019
9:13:29am

Sir_Ten All-American

We lost our father after an accident, because we couldn't remember what blood type he had to tell the EMT. Dad kept screaming for us to "Be Positive", but it's really hard with him gone

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Sir_Ten

Previous username: PapaBill
Bio page: Sir_Ten
Joined: Nov 21, 2004
Last login: May 3, 2024
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Author

Time

Having a pretty bad night to cap a pretty terrible week. Someone tell me

Jay Rick

3/16/19 12:52am

Did you hear about the thief who pickpocketed a dwarf.

Agnostic-alumni

3/16/19 12:55am

I kept on singing I'm a Believer by The Monkees. I guess I was

Agnostic-alumni

3/16/19 12:58am

What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a crab with breast implant

NWCoug

3/16/19 12:58am

Sorry man. Try and focus on the positives.

Gerald-DeGroot

3/16/19 1:38am

Well that’s not very funny.

Superman21

3/16/19 7:11am

It’s actually hilarious if you consider the author.

Mr. Belding

3/16/19 8:20am

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Mr. Belding

3/16/19 8:20am

My friend gave me his epi-pen as he was dying

Longbow Cougar

3/16/19 2:56am

Now THAT is funny.

rockhound

3/16/19 8:55am

Reminded me of this one

Sir_Ten

3/16/19 9:13am

That is how I remember what kind I have.

Bin01015

3/17/19 1:24pm

RE: Having a pretty bad night to cap a pretty terrible week. Someone tell me

Longbow Cougar

3/16/19 3:01am

Ketchup and Mustard go for a run...

whiteninja

3/16/19 6:08am

A turtle is crossing the road...

mobomanjoe

3/16/19 6:18am

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Acorn

3/16/19 6:55am

What's brown and sits under the piano?

Acorn

3/16/19 11:34am

What's brown and sits in the enchanted forest?

Acorn

3/16/19 11:35am

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Emmett Fitz-Hume

3/16/19 11:38am

What's brown and sits at the Marine Base

Acorn

3/16/19 11:42am

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Loon to the Moon

3/16/19 12:31pm

I will never let my kids watch the orchestra.

scootsy

3/16/19 7:06am

Asked my date to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up.

scootsy

3/16/19 7:09am

eBay is so useless. I searched for a lighter, but all I got was 14 thousand matches.

scootsy

3/16/19 7:10am

Why are there 239 beans in Irish stew?

NoOneOfConsequence

3/16/19 7:13am

I was walking through a quarry when I saw the foreman,

NoOneOfConsequence

3/16/19 7:18am

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left side?

RC Vikings

3/16/19 7:39am

I would tell you an airplane joke

RSL

3/16/19 8:02am

A blonde walks into a library and tells the librarian,

lucky1

3/16/19 8:09am

A wife asks her husband, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"

colton

3/16/19 8:18am

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Mr. Belding

3/16/19 8:23am

Why did the Mother-in-law Chicken cross the road?

themathbook

3/16/19 8:30am

Why does the ocean roar?

rockhound

3/16/19 9:19am

Why is a firetruck red?

Acorn

3/16/19 11:36am

Why is a pool table green?

Acorn

3/17/19 6:57am

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?

ghostface

3/16/19 9:22am

That’s so wrong!

Cougarclaw

3/16/19 9:52am

RE: Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?

Longbow Cougar

3/16/19 10:34am

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree?

(Private)

3/16/19 9:56am

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

spinner

3/16/19 11:10am

New research has show that diarrhea is genetic...

Emmett Fitz-Hume

3/16/19 11:42am

for your viewing pleasure: Trump v Sanders 2016 debate

hitechcpa

3/16/19 11:59am

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

thecthdox

3/16/19 12:49pm

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