Actuaries are people who are too boring to be accountants.

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Mar 22, 2019
11:08:56am

Kbdub 3rd String

Actuaries are people who are too boring to be accountants.

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Kbdub

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Joined: Jan 1, 2018
Last login: May 18, 2024
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BYU is a center of actuarial excellence

Indy Coug Loquacious Lummox

3/22/19 10:40am

RE: BYU is a center of actuarial excellence

Sea Chicken

3/22/19 10:43am

RE: BYU is a center of actuarial excellence

Indy Coug

3/22/19 10:46am

RE: BYU is a center of actuarial excellence

Sea Chicken

3/22/19 10:48am

Indy vs. Sea Chicken

Faceman

3/22/19 10:48am

Besides insurance people, how many know what this is?

Archaea

3/22/19 10:46am

RE: BYU is a center of actuarial excellence

Littlerich

3/22/19 10:46am

The Sacktuary

Indy Coug

3/22/19 10:52am

I learned from Remember the Titans that stats guys should improve our fball team

Mems

3/22/19 10:48am

Ziggy was an actuarial science graduate. He helped our football team.

Indy Coug

3/22/19 10:52am

So you're saying we need more actuaries on the team?

Mems

3/22/19 10:55am

At least ones that are 6'6', 280 and run 4.5-4.6

Indy Coug

3/22/19 10:58am

I know plenty of actuaries that are 280, not many that are also 6'6 and run that fast though.

chago04

3/22/19 11:18am

A great career choice if you are good at math tests.

statguru

3/22/19 10:48am

...and don't mind being replaced by machine learning / AI in a decade. 🙂

Dread Pirate Westley

3/22/19 10:51am

Probably not.

conetah

3/23/19 8:09am

While I was mostly kidding, I work with a team of data scientists who specialize

Dread Pirate Westley

3/23/19 8:16am

I agree with that!

conetah

3/24/19 12:04am

As an Associate of the Society of Actuaries (ASA) and an Enrolled Actuary (EA),

Kbdub

3/22/19 10:52am

Did he ever tell you about the Weenie Bot?

NorCal_Coug

3/22/19 11:12am

No, do tell

Kbdub

3/22/19 11:15am

Couldn't have been as good as his stories about rigged Jai Alai tournaments in Miami.

chago04

3/22/19 11:17am

Tolley hasn't been head for a while. Reese is CPMS dean and Hartman is program director.

chago04

3/22/19 11:17am

I was at BYU when Reese first joined the department.

NorCal_Coug

3/22/19 11:18am

Wow, no kidding. He was there when I was a student and that was awhile ago.

NewMexiCoug

3/22/19 11:27am

RE: BYU is a center of actuarial excellence

HuskerFan2

3/22/19 10:56am

Hey now, this is self-deprecating humor. I own a BYU "Rise to the Equation" tshirt.

HuskerFan2

3/22/19 11:38am

Our students are in the 90th percentile of actuarial tables?

Florwood

3/22/19 11:00am

Huh. What are the odds of that?

kccougar

3/22/19 11:06am

Who you calling odd, buddy?

chago04

3/22/19 11:18am

If the regression line fits...

kccougar

3/22/19 11:33am

I fail to reject that there is a high degree of correlation.

chago04

3/22/19 11:34am

Sounds boring

pink22

3/22/19 11:06am

Actuaries are people who are too boring to be accountants.

Kbdub

3/22/19 11:08am

and not enough personality to be engineeers.

Archaea

3/22/19 11:36am

My former stomping grounds!!!

NorCal_Coug

3/22/19 11:11am

RE: BYU is a center of actuarial excellence

Coach's Dad

3/22/19 11:16am

Not long after I graduated, the Stats Department had themselves assessed by

NewMexiCoug

3/22/19 11:31am

That must have been when I was a student there.

chago04

3/22/19 11:35am

Makes sense. I was a Stats TA for 8 semesters.

ugo1st

3/24/19 4:17pm

Q̶B̶ ̶U̶ Actuary U

CougarAndMerlin

3/22/19 11:43am

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