My dad grew up on a farm.

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Jun 7, 2019
5:01:27pm

Dwight Schr-UTE All-American

His birds and bees was more like cows and sheep and different ways to castrate. Don’t do that.

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Dwight Schr-UTE

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Birds and bees talk with my oldest son (10) in about an hour... any quick advice

Pretorian

6/7/19 3:24pm

Pictures

DKN

6/7/19 3:26pm

Of chlamydia and syphilis

newbie

6/7/19 3:28pm

7th grade health I saw a picture of a penis with herpes.

DKN

6/7/19 3:31pm

RE: 7th grade health I saw a picture of a penis with herpes.

BlueVU

6/7/19 3:33pm

Role playing

Dillinger

6/7/19 3:27pm

Don't start laughing.

Ragnar Danneskjold

6/7/19 3:29pm

My parents: "It's not like the movies, kid."

LegitCoug

6/7/19 3:30pm

Depends on the movie

IceBlueCoug

6/7/19 3:31pm

No need to get too graphic. Explain the basics and answer any questions he asks.

StarMan

6/7/19 3:30pm

RE: No need to get too graphic. Explain the basics and answer any questions he

StarMan

6/7/19 3:36pm

Is this in reference to elder packer?

Sandy Lyle

6/7/19 4:35pm

RE: No need to get too graphic. Explain the basics and answer any questions he

Santos L. Halper

6/7/19 4:12pm

Use words that he is familiar with

IceBlueCoug

6/7/19 3:31pm

Franks and beans

Probable Sacko

6/7/19 3:32pm

Keep it simple, use anatomically correct words, don’t be too serious

KingDave

6/7/19 3:32pm

Definitely do NOT use anatomically correct words. Use ALL the words. I sat down and just listed all possible

CDV

6/7/19 3:42pm

I think his point was that you shouldn’t act like the anatomically correct words

Unibro

6/7/19 4:59pm

I pretend like all the anatomical words are swear words.

CDV

6/7/19 5:50pm

Start out with “Dude, you’re gonna love this, it’s awesome!”

CoachSpeak

6/7/19 3:35pm

Try to act as normal as possible.

ditch

6/7/19 3:40pm

Best advice I ever received for talking Birds and Bees/chastity:

che flaco

6/7/19 3:47pm

My favorite with one of my 6 kids...... She was 9. We went through

CoogsWin

6/7/19 3:58pm

Look up Andy Taylor’s birds and bees talk with Opie on YouTube. The end is hilarious.

Brisco

6/7/19 3:59pm

You can do what my dad did

Sea Chicken

6/7/19 4:02pm

Take him out to a farm and have him watch some animals. Then say, "its basically

vegasnative

6/7/19 4:16pm

BM the Bloodhound Gang

monkeycowboy

6/7/19 4:18pm

My dad grew up on a farm.

Dwight Schr-UTE

6/7/19 5:01pm

It’s only awkward if you make it awkward.

CougieMcCougFace

6/7/19 5:06pm

My nephew grew up on a ranch and knew about the cows and bulls from birth

6mancoach

6/7/19 5:11pm

Haha

Sandy Lyle

6/7/19 5:13pm

Just show this video:

Kid_A

6/7/19 5:43pm

My friend had the talk with his autistic son and at the end his kid said

cougarnerd

6/7/19 5:57pm

Show him this video

Conan

6/8/19 3:50am

We love to tease my daughter about her reaction after the talk.

GSwarriorcoug

6/8/19 10:43am

Haha

chazen

6/8/19 12:33pm

Ha ha! One of ours said the same to my HCBW. And before I could say anything

Santos L. Halper

6/8/19 1:06pm

certainly already late for you, but I think a few points are very important.

Powerbait DPM studnt

6/8/19 10:59am

Make sure they understand that sex is fun and a good thing but

chazen

6/8/19 12:25pm

“All the fun they want” pshhh don’t want to set up that disappointment 😜

Pretorian

6/8/19 2:10pm

It's important that we teach our daughters that it's something to enjoy and not

chazen

6/9/19 12:09am

Thanks for all the advice, I think it went well. He had a similar response to

Pretorian

6/8/19 2:08pm

It's fine that you didn't cover everything. Good job talking to him.

j20

6/8/19 10:45pm

Having this talk with my son was the worst decision ever. Now he knows what’s happening when our door is closed and it

Probable Sacko

6/8/19 5:36pm

Lol

Zip

6/8/19 10:52pm

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